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Whats the fastest time you ever masturbated in?


me=10 seconds
Last edited by Caseyizzle at May 27, 2008,
#4
4 weeks, 2 days, and 11 hours

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16 years
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#8
Both my first and last times were faster than each other.

...wat.
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#10
when was the wheel invented? yeah, i haven't stopped since around then.
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#11
15 years, 8 months, 65 days, 3 hours. Took me goddamn near all my life, but...
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#13
Probably around a minute, I guess.

Quote by Caseyizzle
Whats the shortest amount of time you finished masturbating in?


me=10 seconds


Lies. You can't finish masturbating that fast.
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4 weeks, 2 days, and 11 hours

I'm just that cool


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#15
I started when I was 10, haven't finished yet.

I dick looks like a piece of raw meat though.

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Quote by Caseyizzle
Whats the shortest amount of time you finished masturbating in?


me=10 seconds


If you last 10 seconds theres something wrong with you.
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#22
I usually last a long time unless its been a few days since I did it. If that is the case, it will shoot across the room as soon as I touch it.
#24
Takes me about 12 minutes, roughly the length of the Death Star trench run scene. I always try to time it for right before it blows.

If only to hear "Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!"
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Takes me about 12 minutes, roughly the length of the Death Star trench run scene. I always try to time it for right before it blows.

If only to hear "Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!"

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when was the wheel invented? yeah, i haven't stopped since around then.


I can believe that!

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#28
i started when i was 14 and am still going...


...i am now 18.
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#30
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I can believe that!

1) Saw the Wheel
2) BLEW
3) Picked up where you left off!

How did u manage to miss the Steam Engine and Computers. You would of blew ur goo like a ****ing elephant.


You think that was hard? The introduction of the internet was a toughy.
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#32
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Whats the fastest time you ever masturbated in?


me=10 seconds


Why is TS bragging about his premature ejaculation skillz.
#33
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Why is TS bragging about his premature ejaculation skillz.



hey man i hadn't done it in like 2 weeks gimme a break
#35
Pfft ten seconds...I've jacked it eight times since I entered this thread.
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#36
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I don't think anyone understood what you meant by the question TS.

I think he means how long did it take you from start to finish on your fastest single masturbation.


No, we're just screwing with him and this thread.
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#38
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I usually last a long time unless its been a few days since I did it. If that is the case, it will shoot across the room as soon as I touch it.


Haha! Reading this reminded me of that scene in American Pie: Beta House
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