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#1
urgent thread, needs urgent response. i apologize if this thread should be posted elsewhere but ive got more than a lot on my mind. quick search turned up nothing.

so i'll cut to the chase and im being completely serious, my girlfriend wants to **** and she wants to **** baaad. she's kind of a nympho , it has its ups and downs but anyway, she is getting a physical next week for sports and she's afraid of the old "are you sexually active?" question coming up. she said she wouldnt be afraid of answering if it werent for her mother being in the room. my question is, what is the time period for being 'sexually active'? say we do the no pants dance on thursday, are we still considered "active" by next week (given we dont do it every night)?
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Last edited by AUSTINZOR at May 28, 2008,
#2
-_-
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#3
I thought being sexually active meant you wanted to **** something...

But I could be wrong.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#4
She could always just lie and say "No." Im pretty sure once you start being sexually active, you cant become "inactive"
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#6
Once you pop, the fun don't stop y'all.
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#7
What happens in her va-jay-jay is confedential


No worries dude.


And Sexually Active means you just secks

Its can't be deactivated.
#8
i believe theres a 2 to 5 month waiting period
and you have to fill out some forms at the DMV
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#10
I always dodged that question with a "can one be sexually active with ones self?"
#11
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What happens in her va-jay-jay is confedential


No worries dude.


And Sexually Active means you just secks

Its can't be deactivated.


Unless whatever you're banging becomes old and saggity, then you need Viagra and you're back on track.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#12
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Once you pop, the fun don't stop y'all.

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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#14
LOL once you had sex you are sexually active

or maybe it means whether you have had an STD check since you last go

IF there is a time period, it would have to be like a year.

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#16
In that case, it's a definite yes. I don't think there's a defined length of time you have to wait before you become sexually inactive, but my guess is somewhere from a few months-a couple years.

The main reason they ask that question during physicals is to check if they need to test the chick for STD's/preggers, I would adivise for her to answer "yes" if you indeed do the deed.
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#17
ok, thank you.

and pit, i've never had so many laughs in such a short amount of time in what i made to be a serious thread!

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The main reason they ask that question during physicals is to check if they need to test the chick for STD's/preggers, I would adivise for her to answer "yes" if you indeed do the deed.


i told her she could lie about it, but knowing her, she'd break down and such. she knows her mother will be okay with it (as i'm not her first) but she's worried it'll be awkward every time we have any sort of interaction with her mother.

but i do appreciate the serious answer
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Last edited by AUSTINZOR at May 28, 2008,
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In that case, it's a definite yes. I don't think there's a defined length of time you have to wait before you become sexually inactive, but my guess is somewhere from a few months-a couple years.

The main reason they ask that question during physicals is to check if they need to test the chick for STD's/preggers, I would adivise for her to answer "yes" if you indeed do the deed.


my cow is cooler than yours
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#21
you has teh aids?
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#22
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my cow is cooler than yours


I must disagree, my good sir. My cow is a genuine, living animal, capable of producing milk, and eventually meat, for the enjoyment and nourishment of humans. Your cow, on the other hand, is a motley collection of pixels, capable of doing nothing but existing in a virtual world, created by programmers in a dark lab somewhere, instead of entering this world through the glorious mechanism of birth as mine was.

Thank you and good day.
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#23
your not sexually active when your body stops producing hormones that make your body scream "I WANNA SEX!! I WANNA SEX NOW!!!"

once you stop with those hormones, you wont be active again. so its just a time when your body is ready or the baby makin'.
#24
Quote by Skar578
your not sexually active when your body stops producing hormones that make your body scream "I WANNA SEX!! I WANNA SEX NOW!!!"

once you stop with those hormones, you wont be active again. so its just a time when your body is ready or the baby makin'.


i feel like you and your grammar are incorrect.
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#25
Quote by Skar578
your not sexually active when your body stops producing hormones that make your body scream "I WANNA SEX!! I WANNA SEX NOW!!!"

once you stop with those hormones, you wont be active again. so its just a time when your body is ready or the baby makin'.



Which brings me to my next point... DONT SMOKE CRACK!
#26
TS, regardless of what happens, tell your gf that if the doctor examing her happens to be male (or a really masculine looking woman), when they ask the "are you sexually active?" question, she should respond by winking and saying "would you like me to be?"

On a related note, if anyone is having a physical/other kind of examination in the near future, I suggest they do likewise.
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I must disagree, my good sir. My cow is a genuine, living animal, capable of producing milk, and eventually meat, for the enjoyment and nourishment of humans. Your cow, on the other hand, is a motley collection of pixels, capable of doing nothing but existing in a virtual world, created by programmers in a dark lab somewhere, instead of entering this world through the glorious mechanism of birth as mine was.

Thank you and good day.


Though I see your argument My dear collegue, You neglect too see the artistic value of my cow, What not is art, but an Abstract approach on reality? And my Cow was not created in a lab, but On my personal computing device as a homage to the real cows.

Mine was not Ravaged from a site or search engine, mine was a genuine creation!

Good Day too you to, Sir.
#30
No one has answered with "do it for the lulz" yet? The pit is maturing.

Brings a tear to my eye

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#31
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No one has answered with "do it for the lulz" yet? The pit is maturing.

Brings a tear to my eye

:'-)


You good sir, sadly missed the golden age of Ug.


#32
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Though I see your argument My dear collegue, You neglect too see the artistic value of my cow, What not is art, but an Abstract approach on reality? And my Cow was not created in a lab, but On my personal computing device as a homage to the real cows.

Mine was not Ravaged from a site or search engine, mine was a genuine creation!

Good Day too you to, Sir.


A work of art. Ah, yes, I see how you may be attached to this creation of yours, a child, if you will, of your hard work and determination.

Nevertheless, I must continue to assert that my cow is superior, because I choose to concern myself with the real world and everything within it, instead of relegating myself to the realm of abstract artistry and imaginitive fiction. My cow is a representation of the fauna inhabiting this glorious planet of ours, and a homage to the beauty of nature all around us. My cow is the world, yours is merely a creation born of cold technology and utterly unrelated to the living, breating world in which we live.

Good day.
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#33
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Thank you and good day.

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Good Day too you to, Sir.

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Good day.


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#35
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Once you become sexually active, you can't become deactivated.

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#36
yeah dude, once you're 'active', you're active.
also, i hate that term. sexually active. it sounds so... doctorish.
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#37
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urgent thread, needs urgent response. i apologize if this thread should be posted elsewhere but ive got more than a lot on my mind. quick search turned up nothing.

so i'll cut to the chase and im being completely serious, my girlfriend wants to **** and she wants to **** baaad. she's kind of a nympho , it has its ups and downs but anyway, she is getting a physical next week for sports and she's afraid of the old "are you sexually active?" question coming up. she said she wouldnt be afraid of answering if it werent for her mother being in the room. my question is, what is the time period for being 'sexually active'? say we do the no pants dance on thursday, are we still considered "active" by next week (given we dont do it every night)?


you lost me at girlfriend
#38
Quote by AUSTINZOR
urgent thread, needs urgent response. i apologize if this thread should be posted elsewhere but ive got more than a lot on my mind. quick search turned up nothing.

so i'll cut to the chase and im being completely serious, my girlfriend wants to **** and she wants to **** baaad. she's kind of a nympho , it has its ups and downs but anyway, she is getting a physical next week for sports and she's afraid of the old "are you sexually active?" question coming up. she said she wouldnt be afraid of answering if it werent for her mother being in the room. my question is, what is the time period for being 'sexually active'? say we do the no pants dance on thursday, are we still considered "active" by next week (given we dont do it every night)?


I really did think you were joking. Kind of like answering "No," while thinking, "I'm not doing it right now so I'm not active. HA!"
#39
Quote by Masonpwiley
Once you become sexually active, you can't become deactivated.


nu-metal does suck. and i can't help but feel like there are loop-holes to your statement. i.e: castration?
Guitar:
Ibanez S-Series 7 String
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Morley Power Wah Volume
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Boss TU-2
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#40
maybe you should just wait until after the physical...or, here's an idea, lie. sure, her doctor is going to be hella suprised when she gets an std while inactive, but sex comes with a price.


*my vote is for gonnarea because i can't spell it*
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