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#6


Yeah, the ladies see it.

Then they ask, "UG.Com?"

"It's short for Ultimate-Guitar.com, you should go there."
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#7
I don't.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#8
When they ask a guitar-related question, I tell them about UG.
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A clapstack? My life is complete.
#9
I try and tell people, but since i'm in kind of a sheltered, homeschooled community, everyone thinks the internet is evil and stuff .
Oh well...
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#11
I tattooed 'www.ultimate-guitar.com' on my penis.
That's how the girls found out.
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#13
I don't tell anybody!!! I'm afraid they'd find me on the forums and find out that I've been a member for like 6 years and I have over 2000 posts here. They might reckon I was a loser.

Hehe.
#14
Quote by skeptopotamus
I don't. No one I know in real life should know how much time I spend on here.


Amen
#15
Quote by chunkychewie
I don't tell anybody!!! I'm afraid they'd find me on the forums and find out that I've been a member for like 6 years and I have over 2000 posts here. They might reckon I was a loser.

Hehe.

This thread has been graced by the touch of an elder
#16
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Amen


You said it.
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#17
Quote by TheClincher
This thread has been graced by the touch of an elder



Hehe. Every few months I come back for a few days just to see what's up.
#19
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I tattooed 'www.ultimate-guitar.com' on my penis.
That's how the girls found out.



Wait, YOU'RE the reason why there's no girls on UG.



EDIT: Could you fit it all on?
I hate my username, it all happened in a rush


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#20
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I tattooed 'www.ultimate-guitar.com' on my penis.
That's how the girls found out.


That should get you free access on this site for like a year.
#21
Quote by bLiNk182fOrLyF
Wait, YOU'RE the reason why there's no girls on UG.



EDIT: Could you fit it all on?

He's asian. I highly doubt it.
#22
Quote by chunkychewie
That should get you free access on this site for like a year.

This site is free... isn't it?

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#23
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I tattooed 'www.ultimate-guitar.com' on my penis.
That's how the girls found out.

Pics?

Oh wait...
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I used to have sex with dolls.
When I was really young, though.


Like, 26 or something.

#24
I get a stamp with "www.ultimate-guitar.com" on it and attach it to my foot.
Then, I kick people in the face.
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#26
I was telling a fellow guitarist about the you laugh you lose thread. they visit the site but not the forums.
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#27
I shared the Diglett thread with someone, but didn't tell her I'm a member here.


Could it be shame?
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#28
Quote by bLiNk182fOrLyF
Wait, YOU'RE the reason why there's no girls on UG.



EDIT: Could you fit it all on?


He igot to ww then ran out of space haha
#29
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I tattooed 'www.ultimate-guitar.com' on my penis.
That's how the girls found out.


You do know that female sheep are called ewes, not girls, yeah?
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#30
I have about three mates who havent been playing as long as i have and so ask me plenty of questions as we jam alot, i've just told them about this place.

So i dont have to answer the damn questions. lol.
#32
Quote by bLiNk182fOrLyF
Wait, YOU'RE the reason why there's no girls on UG.



EDIT: Could you fit it all on?

....Im a girl xD

*cough*usedtobe*cough*

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" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#33
I don't. I omly know 1 other person who comes on here.

Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I tattooed 'www.ultimate-guitar.com' on my penis.
That's how the girls found out.

You must have had to write real small.
#34

So it's pick on the Asian today HUH?!
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#35
Quote by ColdNovembeRain
Gah, beaten to it.

And Rylan, you texted me about this. Was that just you promoting this thread?

yeah pretty much
#36
I always tell my friends about wicked things I read in the pit.

"There's this myth, if you play a low F# on a bass and a girl stands there..." (You know)
"Where did you read this???"
"A guitar forum"
"A guitar forum???"
"Yes. Ultimate-guitar.com"

#37
How would that conversation go?

"Hey, go on Ultimate-guitar.com. I'm a Column Cleaner there."

I'd rather not
#38
Quote by Dillona
This site is free... isn't it?



That's what they want you to believe. In actuality, however, you get charged $10 for every minute you spend on this site. All that money that's accumulated goes to fund their secret Nazi military training facilites where they hope to take over the world and establish a Fourth Reich.
#39
Quote by chunkychewie
I don't tell anybody!!! I'm afraid they'd find me on the forums and find out that I've been a member for like 6 years and I have over 2000 posts here. They might reckon I was a loser.

Hehe.

I've been here a year and i've made 5000 posts. You are the farthest thing from a loser.
I am like uber-loser if number of posts=amount of loser.
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#40
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's

So it's pick on the Asian today HUH?!

I got your back.
*fends off majority of white users with tatooed penis*
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