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#1
...when it is regarded as the manliest music for the manliest men?
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You're just another brick in the wall
#3
Because
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#4
Quote by En_zed
...when it is regarded as the manliest music for the manliest men?


If by manly you mean it's the genre of music that people with small penises listen too so they can pretend that they're real men, then yes it is the manliest.
#5
I'm not a fan of the whole goat slaughtering style singing really.

But meh, whatever floats your boat.....
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#6
Because a huge number of metalheads are actually skinny nerds who spend all their time discussing the merits of Scandinavian Dwarf Metal over those of Ukranian Atmospheric Black Metal on the internet, before going to play WoW.
#7
because youre 16. no one has the heart to tell you you arent the manliest of men.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
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Quote by bequickorbedead
If by manly you mean it's the genre of music that people with small penises listen too so they can pretend that they're real men, then yes it is the manliest.


That's actually prettyyy much what I meant, but I didn't want a long winded first post.

Quote by Zugunruhe
because youre 16. no one has the heart to tell you you arent the manliest of men.


I'm 15, and I'm not a big fan of metal. Hence the word "regarded."
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You're just another brick in the wall
Last edited by En_zed at May 28, 2008,
#9
Listening to a certain genre for the sake of image is FTL.

Its touchy because old school metalheads don't like the fact that metalcore (some bands of which base their genre ON THE SAKE OF IMAGE) is being regarded in their genre.

Personally I like both
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#10
Most metal heads i know are skinny, long greasy haired nerds, who seriously talk about rape in a more casual manor than the pit.

Nerd one: hey why didn't you come out last night?

Nerd two: oh, i was studying for my TEE

Nerd one: What? No way. You should be out there, raping chicks!

Nerd two: ...
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Quote by Griff_Kid
Most metal heads i know are skinny, long greasy haired nerds, who seriously talk about rape in a more casual manor than the pit.

Nerd one: hey why didn't you come out last night?

Nerd two: oh, i was studying for my TEE

Nerd one: What? No way. You should be out there, raping chicks!

Nerd two: ...


You sure these guys aren't part of some form of raping community?
#13
Maybe you should ask the metal forum. This part of UG is inahbited with biased anti-metal pricks.
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#14
Quote by dangorironhide
I listen to metal and I have a huge penis.

Your theory: disproved.


No, you just think you have a huge penis because you listen to metal

#15
Quote by Mwoit
You sure these guys aren't part of some form of raping community?



I'm pretty sure nerd one is on steriods, nerd two is a nice guy for the most part. I went to a very odd high school. Infact one particular metal head ate his own pubes infront of the rest of the class. Now this is my tech graphics class, and it's all guys so there was no chance he was going to impress any hair fetish girls. He sticks his hand down there and pulls out 2 or 3 WITHOUT flinching and swallows them infront of about 15-20 guys.

EDIT: So pulling out pubes without showing pain is pretty damn manly. Just don't do it infornt of a class of teenage boys.
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#16
my internet penis is throbbing from listening to so many pirate metal sea shanties
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#17
Quote by bequickorbedead
No, you just think you have a huge penis because you listen to metal


no, he has a huge penis because he listens to metal

everyone knows that listening to metal increases penis length and girth
#18
Huh, I listen to metal, but I don't think of myself as being a manly man. Mind you, the heaviest stuff I will listen to is stuff like Nile. Not a fan of the whole burning churches and stuff though.

And Ayumi Hamasaki is awesome.
Don't strictly listen to metal, just anything that's good.

Tbh I think this has very little relevance at all.
#19
Seriously though, metal is an extremely touchy subject because most of the listeners are elitist assholes. What that comes of I have no idea of. I love metal, I listen to almost every sub-genre of metal, I don't care about the genre. But elitists do, so they get so worked up about it when someone mislabels a band (or they believe that they mislabeled that band).
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#20
Quote by Matty_V
Listening to a certain genre for the sake of image is FTL.

Its touchy because old school metalheads don't like the fact that metalcore (some bands of which base their genre ON THE SAKE OF IMAGE) is being regarded in their genre.

Personally I like both



well said
#21
Quote by penelope
no, he has a huge penis because he listens to metal

everyone knows that listening to metal increases penis length and girth


My penis increases in length more when I listen to S Club 7
#22
Quote by Sheepdragon
Seriously though, metal is an extremely touchy subject because most of the listeners are elitist assholes. What that comes of I have no idea of. I love metal, I listen to almost every sub-genre of metal, I don't care about the genre. But elitists do, so they get so worked up about it when someone mislabels a band (or they believe that they mislabeled that band).


I wouldn't say most the listeners are elitist, BUT a fair amount of people you find on forums are. When I'm hanging with my friends who like metal or I'm at a metal concert people don't shout out 'TRIVIUM ARN"T REAL METAL!!!' It's just something that happens on forums, quite possibly due to the fact that most forums are used by younger peoples or that the metal community these days is mostly online.
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#24
Quote by dangorironhide
That's because the girls in it are hot. It's called a 'boner'


...and you get those from metal?

So metal is as manly as S Club 7?

/thread?
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Quote by dangorironhide
No, you see, my penis doesn't grow when I listen to metal, it already is huge.


But:
Quote by penelope
everyone knows that listening to metal increases penis length and girth


#28
Quote by myself101
I'm not a fan of the whole goat slaughtering style singing really.

But meh, whatever floats your boat.....


Oh yeah, because that's what ALL metal is about...

#30
Metal isn't manly.

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#31
LEAVE THE METAL ALONE I TELL YA! LEAVE IT ALONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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#32
I'm enjoying the "I have a big dick response".
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#33
I love how general some people in this thread can be- just because people listen to music which has a strong (shall we say) 'theological' or 'philosophical' angle, it does not mean that as a prerequisite of them listening to it, they have to believe in it and practice it. It's not even like all metal music is about that sorta stuff! To be honest people saying stuff like "yeah i'm not into the whole goat raping thing..." isn't one of my buttons, what is however are these shocking generalisations- mainly because I shudder to think about your views are on other subjects.

grow up, learn to let things go.


in other news, it is proven that metal does indeed increase penis length.
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#35
Quote by dangorironhide
I listen to metal and I have a huge penis.

Your theory: disproved.

pics or it-

wait.
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Quote by Griff_Kid
Most metal heads i know are skinny, long greasy haired nerds, who seriously talk about rape in a more casual manor than the pit.

Nerd one: hey why didn't you come out last night?

Nerd two: oh, i was studying for my TEE

Nerd one: What? No way. You should be out there, raping chicks!

Nerd two: ...
I talk about rape all the time
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#37
Because Metal confronts what we'd rather ignore. It strays away from the normal ways of society and into subjects not openly discussed.

That is why Metal is a touchy subject.
#38
Because women are constantly causing arguments about it

That's right, non-metalheads are women.

You know how everything's all good at home, then your girlfriend/mum/sister/other woman comes and starts going TIDY UP!!!! COOK FOOD! CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!!! WIPE YOUR ASS!!!

That's exactly how it is with metal, the manliest of manly music. We're all fine with our kvlt paint and unintelligible lyrics until a woman comes along and goes OMG LIEK U NEED TO SING OLOLOL.
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Quote by bequickorbedead
If by manly you mean it's the genre of music that people with small penises listen too so they can pretend that they're real men, then yes it is the manliest.




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#40
its because metal is too br00t4l for is own good so eveyone is scared of it.
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