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#1
If I ever go to prison, I'm going to crouch down to pick up the soap instead of bending down. Where is your god now motherfuckers?
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#2
Ear rape.
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#3
are you planning on going to prison? i wouldn't suggest your plan. if you don't let them rape you, they'll just kill you.
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#8
Quote by Kensai
Ear rape.

+1
don't forget that people in prison can be very sexually frustated and thus won't care lol
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yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

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If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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thanks for the compliment man!
#10
Quote by chubbychunks
Pirate surprise.


we aint all like that...promise.
"A love pirate ? I am no love pirate. What do they mean by that ?"
#11
Enjoy your brain damage from the ear rape
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
#12
There will probably be a prisoner laying down as you crouch.
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#18
I think I'll take the rape. I don't want to be having that in me every day for a prison sentance.
#22
Kensai, AVA_Plus44_182, + 1,000,000 cool points for the Family Guy reference.
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#24
Can't be that infallible if it's spelt infallable.
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#25
Quote by mcrocks
Kensai, AVA_Plus44_182, + 1,000,000 cool points for the Family Guy reference.


Family guy reference?
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#27
I have a hexagonal can?
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#33
Quote by soulflyV
*Infallible


*rides away*


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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#37
I have an unrammable lamb.
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#38
I have an insatiable lamb.
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#39
I have an invisble lamb on a tram.
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