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#2
Jofish.
My friends little brother couldnt say Joseph. Quite why he couldn't have just called me Joe, I have no idea. Now it is how I'm known.
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#3
I don't have a nickname. Apart from when people just call me Har...because they can't be fucked to say, Harry.
#4
Dante.

cause once we were doin some random roleplay, and I being the DMC nerd that I am decided to call myself Dante. So that's how I'm known now...
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#5
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Jofish.
My friends little brother couldnt say Joseph. Quite why he couldn't have just called me Joe, I have no idea. Now it is how I'm known.


Haha, my name's Josef.
#6
I used to go by Frank The Tank. I don't know why people called me that. My name dosent even have a "k" in it. My names Franco.
#8
Usually they just call me twat.

Or git if they're being polite.

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#9
God

Its mainly religious people that call my that though
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#10
I had an old nickname that was "Rusty".
Because the color of my hair........looked like rust HAHAHAHAHA.
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#12
'Emily'- you can't find things with 'Aidan' or 'Aidy' on them, so everyone in my family just gets me things with 'Emily' on them, because that's what I would have been called if I was a girl. Also, my girlfriend calls me 'SmAidan' for no apparent reason.
#13
Shaggy.

They say i look like shaggy from scooby doo.
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#14
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hahaha + a billion for the anchorman reference

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#16
Plunk, my best friend's girlfriend just started calling me that last month, now everyone does. Even my mom when she's pissed.
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#17
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Shaggy.

They say i look like shaggy from scooby doo.

+1 my dad used to call me that
#19
Red.

My friends were astonished at how my hair turned reddish in the sun, so they started calling me Red. And that was like 4 years ago
#21
Sir Lime-a-lot

I had the nickname Lime for some weird reason then my friend knighted me with a practice exam paper.
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#22
I just get called 'Campbell'
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#23
Bozz - My surname is Bosworth, so its a shortening of that really
#24
My nickname-
Sexual Chocolate, by the girls. Sometimes Choco, Sometimes Sexyboy. I must work out too often.
Dethmag by the guys. It comes from chic magnet, to chicmag, to, "I hate you!", so Dethmag.
#25
i love pickles, and one day my friends walked in on me licking my pickle and "pickle licker" has been my nickname ever since
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#27
Elmo or simply Mo. Dunno why I have that though but most people I know call me it.
#29
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Shaggy.

They say i look like shaggy from scooby doo.


+1.
Apparently, I'm scrawny enough to be Shaggy..

I get called Noel a lot..
Which is nice, regardless of the fact that my name is Tom..

It's because, in the words of some friends at college, "You just look like a Noel, y'know?"
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#30
Pez, I honestly have no idea why.
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#31
Starvin marvin
my name is mark and im skinny my boss started calling me it
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#32
I do have one, and it's one that my family used to call me for years. They would use it instead of using my real name.

It's Boomer.

I got it apparently from a nurse when I was in the hospital when i was still a lad, and she would constantly hear me farting, so I guess it kinda popped into her head and the name stuck with.

Of course I'm too old to be associated with such a nickname but once in a while I'll run into relatives that haven't seen me since I was small and will call me Boomer. I politely have to tell them never to call me that.
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#35
i used to have loads...

skywalker - my surname is walker and i was the 100m sprinter for our school

walker - becuase its my surname

machine - from playing rugby

he-man - my brothers rugby team because of my muscle to height ratio

levity - we were talking about why im good with girls and i said cant beat a bit of levity, implying the actual definintion, then someone said i think he must be levity, it kinda stuck between a few people

8shot - was only a night but it was because i drank 8 straight shots

now people just call me by my name
#36
I haven't had one for ages but back in college I had two, some called me "Ozzy" because I was a bit chubbier then and resembeled a young Ozzy Osbourne and can do a pretty good impression. But most people called me "Folk Rock". I used to where leather wrist bands with studs, my hair was long, and I always was sporting an Iron Maiden or some other metal band shirt, so it was an ironic and funny moniquer that my pals Mikey and Scarmac placed on me....good times!!
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#37
(Stu) Mick - First name stuart, second name is an irish "Mc-" name, so a get Mick. Depends, sometimes its the whole thing, sometimes just stu, sometimes Mickery, sometimes even Mickery dickery dock and other variations.

Get Hurley (from lost) / Jack Osbourne sometimes too, cos of my appearance
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#38
...Scooter
The seniors in orchestra gave out funny awards to the under classmen and I got the "scooter" award because I was always trying to scoot closer to my girlfriend in class. that was yesterday but the friends I saw after class that day were all calling me scooter. My girlfriend even did but then she laid off because she knew I hated it.
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#39
They call me!!!! Giant Indian Wang!!!

I have no clue why.

I don't mind it though.
#40
Valentine-its my last name, I was in ROTC. Loads of people call me that now.

Nick- Short for my first name, Nicholas.

My Nick......refuse to explain.

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