Poll: Which one?
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View poll results: Which one?
Mermaid.
57 89%
Reverse mermaid.
7 11%
Voters: 64.
#3
A. I'd rather just have a BJ than bone a fish.
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#4
Mermaid.

I wouldn't be able to get hard looking at that reverse one to save my life.

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#8
Sweet turnout all y'all with fish fetishes.
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#10
i would choose a
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#12
I'm the only one to vote B?

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#13
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I'm the only one to vote B?



I voted B too. I mean, how else are we going to consummate our marriage?
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#14
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I voted B too. I mean, how else are we going to consumate our marriage?


Exactly.

Plus I bet fish give great head.
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#17
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Depends if they got teeth or not.



... all fish have teeth...
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#18
Quote by metacarpi
Exactly.

Plus I bet fish give great head.


And, no nagging. It's like having the cake and eating it.
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#19
Quote by Kensai
And, no nagging. It's like having the cake and eating it.



damnit kensai, i was just about to say that....
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#20
Quote by Kensai
And, no nagging. It's like having the cake and eating it.


Exactly.

A revers mermaid is like my idea of a dream woman.
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#21
Wow...this was actually a tough decision... I chose A though, just because that fish head would be to distracting....and with the fish bottom you could always just fuck her mouth as said above...
#22
Quote by metacarpi
Exactly.

A revers mermaid is like my idea of a dream woman.



Come to think of it...


Proper nether anatomy....


No human voice to constantly nag at you.....


Can I change my choice??
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#23
I could never do B
sure she's got a fah-gina, but I'm a boobs man, and don't wanna have to do a girl who's ugly fish face must be submerged in water at all times.
#24

I voted A, but I'm moving to B now .

JAWKEDIT: moving back to A now.
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#26
I've shagged worse than B so I'll go B - she's a keeper
#27
If the reverse mermaid is a delicious bass then I would just eat it when I was done. I mean come on. I'm alone on an island I am going to get hungry.

If she wasn't a delicious bass, than the mermaid... Maybe she could make me a sandwich or something.
#28
A. Creepy bastards voting B.
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#33
Vagina is good and all, but there is no way I could want to screw something that looks like a fish. A Definetly.