Poll: Kenia?
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I'm a punk rocker, yes I am
11 39%
I am not a punkrocker, not I'm not
16 57%
Voters: 28.
#4
Dunno.

But I can play guitar, cook pasta, sing, and have sex with 8 women all at the same time.
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#5
Yes, I can do both .

I'm not even the most flexible person, but I have a short Torso and weak-ass joints so I can do what I like.
#6
I can't say I've tried but there you go
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Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#7
I used to but age has a way of changing things
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#9
I can do both. It hurts my ribs though to do it with my left peg.

Not at the same time though.
#11
Quote by rabidguitarist
Dunno.

But I can play guitar, cook pasta, sing, and have sex with 8 women all at the same time.

Almost, apart from I'm impotent.
#13
Quote by yeoman125
what were you trying to do when you found this out?


I was trying to put a foot behind my neck
#14
No
but i can lick my elbow
Quote by boreamor
Ah very good point. Charlie__flynn, you've out smarted me


People
should
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more



crit4crit on 'acoustic 1 (with piano)' here



Rate my playing skills please.
#15
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#16
Quote by The Leader
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."


Amen
#18
Quote by rabidguitarist
Dunno.

But I can play guitar, cook pasta, sing, and have sex with 8 women all at the same time.



Nice job..
Keep the good work dude
#19
Originally Posted by The Leader
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear were a ****, I would **** it."


does it make me imature to laugh at this.

gues im imature then.

and i cant get my leg round my neck
#22
Quote by rabidguitarist
have sex with 8 women all at the same time.


Is it free?
...Up to the battlefield to where the spirits walk...
#23
Quote by rabidguitarist
and have sex with 8 women all at the same time.



Where have I heard that before...?
#24
I can't.

I can get my foot about 6 inches away from my face and then things start to hurt in the hip area.
#25
Quote by frusciante.ve
I was trying to put a foot behind my neck

heh


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