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Bear grylls is a pussy.



if he's a pussy, what are the rest of us?
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Bear Grylls is partially insane.

"I'm going to jump into this quicksand to show you how to get out"

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#5
Bear Grylls is the man He jumped in a sinkhole just to show you how to do it and ate a zebra raw. The survivor man bitches about where he is.
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#6
Well he is a pussy because he sits in a hotel to film the night scenes while the survivorman is sitting out in the cold.
#7
bear gryls=bad ass.

but i like les stroud more cause he has no camera crew and has a charming canadian accent. + he nearly dies every episode, high drama man!
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#8
No poll? Bear Grylls, of course. He eats dead zebras and pisses on his shirt and wears it on his head. That's hardcore.
#9
I like Bear Grylls. Haven't we had like 90 of these threads? Its kind of amusing, seeing that neither Survivorman or Bear come into my mind when I am thinking of topics for threads. Matter of fact, they never come into my mind outside of these threads and watching the show itself.
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Well he is a pussy because he sits in a hotel to film the night scenes while the survivorman is sitting out in the cold.

true, but Bear is more entertaining
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Well he is a pussy because he sits in a hotel to film the night scenes while the survivorman is sitting out in the cold.



I'd like to see you do half of the things that Bear Grylls does!
#12
I'll give you that he is more entertaining but his show definitely isnt as good.
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Survivor man of course Bear grylls is a pussy.



That's like saying Chuck Norris a panzy, it's sacreligous. Damn you sir.
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#14
But check this out about les stroud


I think the scariest moment to watch last season was the ocean episode, when you were stranded at sea. What was your most frightening time while filming the show?

I would say the most nervous I was was when I was in the Arctic around the polar bears. They're very, very dangerous, and they will hunt you down and eat you. I just got chased out of the Amazon jungle by a 250-pound jaguar. You'll see that in this season's show. And that was scary, but it doesn't compare to polar bears. They're massive, and one swipe can kill you.
#15
This needs a poll. But Les Stroud rapes Bear in the face, Bear is just stupid and he stays in hotels and stuff, gimme a break.

You put em both in the same survival situation and I'd put my money on Les, hands down.
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man vs. wild totally
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This needs a poll. But Les Stroud rapes Bear in the face, Bear is just stupid and he stays in hotels and stuff, gimme a break.

You put em both in the same survival situation and I'd put my money on Les, hands down.
Grylls did that shit for real when he was in the territorial army.

His TV show is just a "how to" based on his real life experience and training.
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But check this out about les stroud


I think the scariest moment to watch last season was the ocean episode, when you were stranded at sea. What was your most frightening time while filming the show?

I would say the most nervous I was was when I was in the Arctic around the polar bears. They're very, very dangerous, and they will hunt you down and eat you. I just got chased out of the Amazon jungle by a 250-pound jaguar. You'll see that in this season's show. And that was scary, but it doesn't compare to polar bears. They're massive, and one swipe can kill you.


Right. And Bear would be like "Now I'm going to piss off a polar bear to show you how to get out of a situation like this." *pokes the sleeping bear with a stick* "Oh wait, I forgot to take my shirt off..." *swipe*


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Right. And Bear would be like "Now I'm going to piss off a polar bear to show you how to get out of a situation like this." *pokes the sleeping bear with a stick* "Oh wait, I forgot to take my shirt off..." *swipe*


BREAKING NEWS: BEAR GRYLLS IS DEAD!

Hah, no way. Bear would be like "Ok, lets poke this bear, stab your knife into its thigh, snap its neck, cut the skin off and climb inside for warmth, then eat the innards raw."
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#21
Bear is much more entertaining. They are both as informative as far as I can tell, and many tips that are seen in one's show can be seen in the other's. But Bear is insane, and he is free to do more stuff since he doesn't have to worry about having a free hand for a camera or having to go back and retrieve them.

And it's a TV show, who cares if it isn't 100% "real".
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Hah, no way. Bear would be like "Ok, lets poke this bear, stab your knife into its thigh, snap its neck, cut the skin off and climb inside for warmth, then eat the innards raw."
No shit. The things I've seen that man eat.

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