#1
Hey guys, for like one of our last assignments in creative writing we are suppose to do this assignment. I am suppose to make a grocery list for a famous dead person. The grocery list should be able to describe them. So any suggestions are thankful.
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"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
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#7
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Who's Jimmi Hendrix?


lol wut? please tell me your reffering to his typo.
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#8
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Hey guys, for like one of our last assignments in creative writing we are suppose to do this assignment. I am suppose to make a grocery list for a famous dead person. The grocery list should be able to describe them. So any suggestions are thankful.


That's a pretty retarded assignment.


You lay me down as I go to the store
Sorrow ate me, I'm not me anymore
Play these heavens one more time
I'm not yours and I'm not mine


When you hear music after it's over, it's gone in the air.
You can never capture it again.


#9
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lol wut? please tell me your reffering to his typo.

Nope.
Not once in my entire life have I ever heard anything about him.
#10
for Jimi Hendrix, i would say:

wine
trippy drug stuff
guitar strings
a few gypsy slaves
some weird costumes with matching hats

and finally, milk (because everyone buys milk)
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#11
Milk,
Eggs,
Bread,
Cheese,
Shampoo,
Newspaper.
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lol wut? please tell me your reffering to his typo.


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#15
LSD, Condoms, a lighter, some poster paints for his pretty guitar drawings. Pomaid etc
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Hey guys, for like one of our last assignments in creative writing we are suppose to do this assignment. I am suppose to make a grocery list for a famous dead person. The grocery list should be able to describe them. So any suggestions are thankful.



That's just retarded. I wouldn't do it. That's what I would do. It's easier that way to.
#20
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Kfc


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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh harsh


I love Jimi really :P
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#23
Heh i wished i had such an easy assignment ... i could do that in 5 mins...

Oh and must to be able to buy the stuff on that list at a normal grocery store.. or can you list down stuff that you can only buy in the Heaven outlet of the dead rockstar grocery store?
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thats a lie.


Um, no it's not.
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#27
a guitar?

some lighting fluid

a match

and some bread (because again, everyone needs bread...)

oh and a bottle of purple haze
#28
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He's dead you sicko.
Ima report you to the authorities.


Are you trying to mind-rape me?
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#30
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Define rape.


"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#32
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#33
Kool Aid
Watermelon
KFC
Grits
Weed
Unemployment forms
Baby food for Jamal
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#35
LSD
Coffee
Hoes
Garden Rake
Lighter Fluid
One Fender Stratocaster
Afro Comb
Trampoline
Weed
Pork
Steak
Potatoes
Vodka
Condoms
Guitar strings
Pens
Paper
Rice
#36
This is the easiest assignment ever.... Just put nothing they are dead they don't eat.


PS: Well maybe just LSD because you can do that when you are dead right?