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I like bagels
19 29%
YEAH METAL!!!*§##%&!!!! br00talz
23 35%
My fire extinguisher is broken :(
13 20%
Where's the tits?
30 46%
Hi there, I'm Darth Vader
18 28%
Quailman is a butt pirate
22 34%
wat?
17 26%
This is stupid
14 22%
Voters: 65.
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#1
So imagine you've got to wish for something! Might be anything you can think of!
But the fairy that will make your wish come true will spoil it for you immediately.

Example:
Quailman: "I wish I had a nice car."
Evil fairy: "Here, I got you a nice Ford Mustang. But I've taken away your license. Mwahahaha!"

Soooooo......
Your job is to ruin the wish of the previous poster and make an own wish after that, so the next UGer can ruin that, and so on.


I'll start:
I wish I had some cake


EDIT: I added a poll just because I don't have anything better to do.
Last edited by TheQuailman at May 28, 2008,
#3
Here you go, but it's gone off! mwa ha ha ha
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#5
I'd like a Gibson Les Paul
Hull City A.F.C

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#6
Quote by cam_sampbell
I'd like a Gibson Les Paul



eh but your hands would be chopped off so you cant play it (i have your hands now )
#7
, then I'd like unlimited money
Hull City A.F.C

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#8
Quote by cam_sampbell
, then I'd like unlimited money

but i've burned down all the stores/the internet.

edit: i'd like some delicious rootbeer.
#10
But you travel at 951957495795497957495679579595495749574957965 MPH and you can't stop
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#11
I wish I had a penis.
Quote by CoreysMonster
Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


Quote by brady12345
dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
#13
Quote by -GuitarHero-
I wish I had a penis.

but its a GAY penis

I want to have an eyeball to play with
#14
Well it's only 1 centimetre

I'd like to be Master of the Universe
Hull City A.F.C

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#15
Quote by petrina_678
but its a GAY penis

I want to have an eyeball to play with


It's a giant one that's bigger than Earth
Hull City A.F.C

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#16
Quote by petrina_678
but its a GAY penis

I want to have an eyeball to play with

Here. It's your own eyeball by the way, I took it out with a spoon.

I wish I had a new geetar.
#17
Quote by petrina_678
but its a GAY penis

I want to have an eyeball to play with

but it's the eyeball of a T-rex, therefor too big to play with.

i still want some rootbeer.
#18
you get some rootbeer, but it's defiled by your friends while you got up.

I wanna win the lottery
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#19
You have lost all ability to play guitar forever

I'd like to meet Jimi Hendrix
Hull City A.F.C

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#20
Quote by TheQuailman
Here. It's your own eyeball by the way, I took it out with a spoon.

I wish I had a new geetar.


Here you go, But I ripped off the strings and disposed of all the guitar strings in the world.
Quote by CoreysMonster
Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


Quote by brady12345
dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
#21
Quote by cam_sampbell
Well it's only 1 centimetre

I'd like to be Master of the Universe


But your not He-Man so your just a fag


I wanna be loved by a hot brazillian supermodel
#22
Quote by LazySandman
but you're still less powerful than your little sister.

I wanna win the lottery


The jackpot is a penny

I want to be as good as jimmy page at guiyar
Hull City A.F.C

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#23
Quote by 3rdActguitarist
But your not He-Man so your just a fag


I wanna be loved by a hot brazillian supermodel


She loves you and she's hot, but You have no mouth nor penis.
Quote by CoreysMonster
Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


Quote by brady12345
dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
#24
Quote by 3rdActguitarist
But your not He-Man so your just a fag


I wanna be loved by a hot brazillian supermodel


it's a male model

i wanna kill george bush
and now for something completely different..
#25
You're now gay!

I want a laser powered penis!
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#26
Quote by 3rdActguitarist
But your not He-Man so your just a fag


I wanna be loved by a hot brazillian supermodel

but it's a male model.


WHERE IS MY ROOTBEER?!
#27
Quote by appletice
it's a male model

i wanna kill george bush


he's now a zombie
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#28
Quote by clearchaos
but it's a male model.


WHERE IS MY ROOTBEER?!



you got rootbeer but its not brown.. AND its expired and mixed with urine...

I WANT EDIBLE foood
#29
Quote by cam_sampbell
You're now gay!

I want a laser powered penis!


Done, but you killed everyone with it.
Quote by CoreysMonster
Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


Quote by brady12345
dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
#30
Quote by petrina_678
you got rootbeer but its not brown.. AND its expired and mixed with urine...

I WANT EDIBLE foood

but it's something you dont like.


i want a new MP3 player. with over 30 GB storage.
#31
How about this...I wish i had infinite wishes and I use one of them to tell the fairy to **** off and die. Then I can wish for whatever and there are no downfalls.
Quote by CoreysMonster
Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


Quote by brady12345
dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
#32
Quote by clearchaos
but it's a male model.


WHERE IS MY ROOTBEER?!


You get your root beer but someone jacked-off into it


I wanna rock'n'roll all night
#33
Quote by petrina_678
you got rootbeer but its not brown.. AND its expired and mixed with urine...

I WANT EDIBLE foood



Granted but you're in a coma and can't eat at all.


I wish for a half-decent drumkit.
#34
Quote by petrina_678
you got rootbeer but its not brown.. AND its expired and mixed with urine...

I WANT EDIBLE foood


You have no mouth!

I want to travel through time
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#36
Quote by -GuitarHero-
How about this...I wish i had infinite wishes and I use one of them to tell the fairy to **** off and die. Then I can wish for whatever and there are no downfalls.


I repeat......
Quote by CoreysMonster
Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


Quote by brady12345
dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
#38
Quote by ChristianE
I wish i joined a band and it went huge



Granted but you get kicked out for taking too many drugs.


I wish I could get a prog-rock band together.
#39
Quote by Broken_Drum
You can't travel through time without a face.

I wish I had 8 legs.



you get your wish but they are all tiny legs ON YOUR DICK!


I want a DEAD body!
#40
Quote by -GuitarHero-
How about this...I wish i had infinite wishes and I use one of them to tell the fairy to **** off and die. Then I can wish for whatever and there are no downfalls.


God dammit answer this.
Quote by CoreysMonster
Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


Quote by brady12345
dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
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