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#1
Well in Social Studies we watched a video on the Maya's.


Basically they're Savage's but thats not what this thread is about...


The were like really good at predicting time with this thing that told time, its really hard to explain...


Like they would predict when a Solar Eclipse would happen.


And in the video it says they were only like 30 seconds off.


But my point is they predicted the end of the world..


Sunday December 23 2012


You guys thoughts, I'm pretty scared about it, I'm sure I'll forget about it in a week but right now it's like wtf only like 5 more years of life?!
#4
yes its true , REPENT !!!!
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#6
I thought it was the 21st?


but I thought with a change in the mayan calendar it would have actually been 2007 so therefore, we are fine.

I love mayans.
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#8
Don't worry yourself with such details. Although studying such mythologies is fascinating, taking them to heart will only bring you worries. The "end of the world" scenario has been one to plague man for many a century. Theories come and go, yet we still survive.

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Maya's.

Savage's

The were like really good at predicting time with this thing that told time, its really hard to explain...

Like they would predict when a Solar Eclipse would happen.

And in the video it says they were only like 30 seconds off.

You guys thoughts, I'm pretty scared about it, I'm sure I'll forget about it in a week but right now it's like wtf only like 5 more years of life?!


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#9
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I thought it was the 21st?


but I thought with a change in the mayan calendar it would have actually been 2007 so therefore, we are fine.

I love mayans.

Well seeing that they were 30 seconds off they could be a couple days off......or years... haha
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Don't worry yourself with such details. Although studying such mythologies is fascinating, taking them to heart will only bring you worries. The "end of the world" scenario has been one to plague man for many a century. Theories come and go, yet we still survive.


elamanteri skool pls

I typed "like" a lot because i don't remember everything exactly, When i said there were 30 seconds off i think it was around 33 seconds but i don't really remember so i just put like.
#13
and how is the world going to end?

will we fire a lot of atom bombs? or what
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I typed "like" a lot because i don't remember everything exactly, When i said there were 30 seconds off i think it was around 33 seconds but i don't really remember so i just put like.


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#16
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Cool, I won't have to buy Christmas presents in 2012.

you strike me as the kinda person who looks on the brighter side of things
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#17
At least England will go bankrupt after the Olympics, so we scabs can get some lootin' done before the apocalypse...
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#18
Is it possible that they just ran out of room on that big ass rock?
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#19
In actuality, the Mayan's didn't predict the end of the world in the sense of doom and destruction. What they meant, or prophesied, was that a great change would occur at this time in history, particularly concerning human lifestyle. I prefer to believe something good will happen that day.

Bonus: Dec. 21st 2012 is the day when our solar system is aligned with the center of our galaxy, that's why the Mayans believed it would be that day.

And they were definitely NOT savages. Hell, they invented the concept of zero before anyone else.
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#20
When the Spaniards conqured the Mayans, they burned most of their writings. We really have no idea why that calendar ended in 2012.


Bonus: Dec. 21st 2012 is the day when our solar system is aligned with the center of our galaxy, that's why the Mayans believed it would be that day.

That's actually already happened recently. Just another fun fact.
#21
Quote by ddranthony92
Well in Social Studies we watched a video on the Maya's.


Basically they're Savage's but thats not what this thread is about...


The were like really good at predicting time with this thing that told time, its really hard to explain...


Like they would predict when a Solar Eclipse would happen.


And in the video it says they were only like 30 seconds off.


But my point is they predicted the end of the world..


Sunday December 23 2012


You guys thoughts, I'm pretty scared about it, I'm sure I'll forget about it in a week but right now it's like wtf only like 5 more years of life?!


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#24
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#25
I think we watched the same video a while back. I found it amusing that when they went to go visit modern day Mayans, the people so technologically advanced long ago, they were still sitting in their straw huts counting beans on solar charts to forecast future happenings. They haven't advanced one bit in 1300 years. Anyways, I am not worried.
#26
Oh dear god!!!! This is about the 20th thread on this in the past 2 weeks.
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#27
^Yeah for real.

Honestly though, why is everyone so scared of the world ending? I kind of want to see the end of the world. I mean I have to die anyway, so at least it would be interesting.
#28
Yeah they stopped their calender there cuz the Spaniards killed them. Hows that?
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#29
It's BULLSHIT.

Seriously, every single predicted date of apocalypse has already passed, and the rest will pass by with nary a broken nose. Humanity will march on its slow, staggering, slightly drunken march towards enlightment, and we'll get there eventually; Provided we don't kill each other first.
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#30
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In actuality, the Mayan's didn't predict the end of the world in the sense of doom and destruction. What they meant, or prophesied, was that a great change would occur at this time in history, particularly concerning human lifestyle. I prefer to believe something good will happen that day.

Bonus: Dec. 21st 2012 is the day when our solar system is aligned with the center of our galaxy, that's why the Mayans believed it would be that day.

And they were definitely NOT savages. Hell, they invented the concept of zero before anyone else.

BUT CAN THEY DIVIDE BY ZERO?! NO!

Anyways, this man speaks the truth for the most part. Still very amazing how a civilization like the Mayans could predict Eclipses with such accuracy and even the day the solar system aligns with the center of the galaxy. They definatly had a very advanced understanding of astronomy.
#31
i think that this will go the same way as the Millennium Bug. all bark, no bite..

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In actuality, the Mayan's didn't predict the end of the world in the sense of doom and destruction. What they meant, or prophesied, was that a great change would occur at this time in history, particularly concerning human lifestyle. I prefer to believe something good will happen that day.

Bonus: Dec. 21st 2012 is the day when our solar system is aligned with the center of our galaxy, that's why the Mayans believed it would be that day.

And they were definitely NOT savages. Hell, they invented the concept of zero before anyone else.


i believe that would the Indians.

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#32
i hope the end of the world is sooner than that.
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#33
Them ****s are stupid. Personally i think the world will over-populate the world so much that there won't be enough food for everyone. There's just about enough food for the world minus africa and other un-developed countries. Think about it.
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and how is the world going to end?

will we fire a lot of atom bombs? or what

Exactly.
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#36
I'm going to quote what I said in the last 2012 thread. Some of it is out of context, but it basically explains my thoughts on the issue:

ZOMG the olympix r in 2012, nd they hav a torch with fier, so cleerly we're all gonna burn to deth1!!!1!!!oneoneone ZOMG.

There have always been natural disasters, picking out a few recent ones doesn't justify a theory that the world will come to an end. I think it's all bollocks. The Bible doesn't say the world will end in 2012, it doesn't even allude to it, they're just using that as a way to further evidence their ridiculous cause. People often forget to mention that the Mayan Calendar may end, but the Mayans believed the world would still exist, there would just be a large flood.

The planets aligning cannot cause natural disasters, those are a product of the planet's ecosystem. The fact is, the 2012 theory is entirely unsubstantiated rubbish based on a calendar written thousands of years ago by people who were so batshit insane that they tore people's hearts out and offered them up to the sun.
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#37
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Somehow, I doubt it.
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#38
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i think that this will go the same way as the Millennium Bug. all bark, no bite..


i believe that would the Indians.

Wikipedia source


I stand corrected.

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#39
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I'm going to quote what I said in the last 2012 thread. Some of it is out of context, but it basically explains my thoughts on the issue:

ZOMG the olympix r in 2012, nd they hav a torch with fier, so cleerly we're all gonna burn to deth1!!!1!!!oneoneone ZOMG.

There have always been natural disasters, picking out a few recent ones doesn't justify a theory that the world will come to an end. I think it's all bollocks. The Bible doesn't say the world will end in 2012, it doesn't even allude to it, they're just using that as a way to further evidence their ridiculous cause. People often forget to mention that the Mayan Calendar may end, but the Mayans believed the world would still exist, there would just be a large flood.

The planets aligning cannot cause natural disasters, those are a product of the planet's ecosystem. The fact is, the 2012 theory is entirely unsubstantiated rubbish based on a calendar written thousands of years ago by people who were so batshit insane that they tore people's hearts out and offered them up to the sun.



Actually the gravitational pull of the planets while in alignment can have an effect on the Earth. Although I do agree that no natural disasters will come of it.
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