#1
So I was checking my Myspace, and I see this advertisement:



I clicked. It was all a sales pitch.
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Indie stands for Industrial I think, like Marilyn Manson.

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#2
Well. . . . Derrr
Sponsored links are ALWAYS sales pitches
#3
Can you really "master the fretboard in 60 minutes"...?
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#5
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The better question...
'Can you score hot women?'

Yes. If you can master the fretboard in 60 minutes.
Quote by lespaul#1
Indie stands for Industrial I think, like Marilyn Manson.

Ibanez RG2EX2 (Dimarzio Breed in bridge)
Epiphone Les Paul 100
Laney LV300T
Line 6 Toneport GX

The Falling Object Model
#8
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Grammar Comment: It should be "women".


Well that proves it, this is obviously a scam.
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#9
i can score hot woman by mastering her fretboard in under 60 minutes.
#10
how do you score hot women?

get naked and paint yourself rainbow colours.
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#11
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Grammar Comment: It should be "women".

I know. I thought it added to the fun.

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Quote by lespaul#1
Indie stands for Industrial I think, like Marilyn Manson.

Ibanez RG2EX2 (Dimarzio Breed in bridge)
Epiphone Les Paul 100
Laney LV300T
Line 6 Toneport GX

The Falling Object Model
#12
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how do you score hot women?

get naked and paint yourself rainbow colours.


No, that gets you children and members of the same sex as you.
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#14
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i can score hot woman by mastering her fretboard in under 60 minutes.

+1
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#15
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Grammar Comment: It should be "women".


Maybe an Asian guy wrote it.

Score some serious lady!
Well shit man.
#16
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Maybe an Asian guy wrote it.

Score some serious lady!

haha i just lol'd
#17
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Maybe an Asian guy wrote it.

Score some serious lady!


hey i take offense to that comment
#18
actually that fret2fret thing actually works.

a friend of mine did it and it worked wonders
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#19
all your base are belong to us?
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#20
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actually that fret2fret thing actually works.

a friend of mine did it and it worked wonders

How many ladies has he mastered?

I mean fret boards... or maybe I mean ladies.
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Indie stands for Industrial I think, like Marilyn Manson.

Ibanez RG2EX2 (Dimarzio Breed in bridge)
Epiphone Les Paul 100
Laney LV300T
Line 6 Toneport GX

The Falling Object Model
#21
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Maybe an Asian guy wrote it.

Score some serious lady!

Like a cro-mag asian.
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