#1
Has anyone here ever had it?

I think I may have it. I was checking the boys the other day and noticed something attached to my left nut that feels kind of like a half-cooked wad of Ramen noodles.

There's no pain or discomfort. No blood in my urine or any other bodily fluid, and no other symptoms other than this lump.

I know I should go to a doctor, but I figured I would ask you guys first. I don't think it's cancer because there's no other symptoms. My grandfather has had several cysts removed from his crotch before, so it could be genetic.

Anyone?
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#2
i had one. turned out to be benign. phew. mine felt like a BB. or one of those balls from crossfire. but a little smaller.

i recommend going to the doctor. he'll probably just scare the **** out of you and make you wait two weeks to see a urologist (or ballsologist) though.
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could just be swelling, the other geetarist in my band had swollen 'nads and they had to cut open his sack and drain them off
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could be a vain

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Haha, I don't think it'll kill me.

Like I said, my grandpa has had several benign cysts chopped off of his balls over the years. It's probably genetic.

He said that they cut a hole about 2 inches below his waist and pulled his nut out through it to cut the cysts off.

That doesn't sound fun, but whatever I've gotta do to stay alive I guess...
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Has anyone here ever had it?

I think I may have it. I was checking the boys the other day and noticed something attached to my left nut that feels kind of like a half-cooked wad of Ramen noodles.


woah somebody's secretly gay
#12
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why would u ask a bunch of musicians haha.
go to webMD or something ha


Exactly, us musicians don't get cancer
#14
ugh we learned about this in my anatomy class today. we got to "feel" a set of fake rubber testis with lumps on them, and my friend squeezed one testicle so hard that it shot up in the upper part of the other side of the sac

i was uncomfortable for the entire class period.
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woah somebody's secretly gay


What of it?

I was checking my boys, as in my balls.
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What of it?

I was checking my boys, as in my balls.


you should have worded it different, it looked like you said you were checking other guys out.
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RIP Nick Grundy

and go to a doctor.


WTF. He's not dead noob.
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This was posted today by him.
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RIP Nick Grundy

and go to a doctor.


Nick Grundy Survived both Cancers. -.-

The Tumour in his Lungs cut of it's own blood supply and killed itself, they have removed it.

The Spleen tumour was removed also, Not sure if it was the Kimotherapy or something, but they are both gone.

He's ALIVE.

And to the OP, go to the doctors. Get checked out.

Try not to Check out any more boys though, it may up your street cred.
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#21
Could be a hernia too, I had one right next to my balls. Is your third ball really attached to another or is it just next to it?
#22
It's like trying to find a lump in a bag of lumps
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#23
I've heard of this guy (he must have been ****ed out of his mind) who thought he had a tumor on his balls. He went to the doctor with one of his testicles in his hand thinking it was a tumor. He cut it out himself....moron.


On a somber note though, i knew a guy that had testicular cancer. He was a counselor in high school and he died from it.
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#24
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RIP Nick Grundy


What? he's all well now, silly.

"I think I gots crabs, but I no think to go to the doctor, halp?"
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On a lighter note though, i knew a guy that had testicular cancer. He was a counselor in high school and he died from it.


What a great ****ing way to lighten the Situation.

That's like me killing your Parents infront of you, then taking you for Ice-Cream to make things better.
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#26
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Could be a hernia too, I had one right next to my balls. Is your third ball really attached to another or is it just next to it?


This is attached.

It almost feels like it's a ball of something wound up in there.

Like I said, a lump of half cooked Ramen noodles is attached to my left nut.

Or it at least feels that way.
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ugh we learned about this in my anatomy class today. we got to "feel" a set of fake rubber testis with lumps on them, and my friend squeezed one testicle so hard that it shot up in the upper part of the other side of the sac

i was uncomfortable for the entire class period.


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What a great ****ing way to lighten the Situation.

That's like me killing your Parents infront of you, then taking you for Ice-Cream to make things better.


that analogy made things alot lighter
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#30
uhh well dude if it feels like a ramen noodle then you might just be feeling the tube that the sperm travels through.

edit: dude take an anatomy class man. you say its like a ball of stuff. thats normal
#31
Faceplam indeed.

The best thing to do would be just to go your GP, Get it checked out.

I'm sure it's not ball cancer, but it's not worth ignoring.
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#32
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Nick Grundy Survived both Cancers. -.-

The Tumour in his Lungs cut of it's own blood supply and killed itself, they have removed it.

The Spleen tumour was removed also, Not sure if it was the Kimotherapy or something, but they are both gone.

He's ALIVE.

And to the OP, go to the doctors. Get checked out.

Try not to Check out any more boys though, it may up your street cred.


So are we allowed to make fun of him now that we know he's gonna live or are all the mods gonna go ape shit on me for making a humorous remark?
#33
Quote by TheVelvetGlove
uhh well dude if it feels like a ramen noodle then you might just be feeling the tube that the sperm travels through.


Yeah, it might just be a non-painful form of blue balls. But go to see a doctor.
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Quote by TheVelvetGlove
uhh well dude if it feels like a ramen noodle then you might just be feeling the tube that the sperm travels through.

edit: dude take an anatomy class man. you say its like a ball of stuff. thats normal


Is that tube coiled and attached to the bottom of my left testicle only?

If so, I think you may be right.
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#35
I have a lump as well.


..Turns out I have a pen0r
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What a great ****ing way to lighten the Situation.

That's like me killing your Parents infront of you, then taking you for Ice-Cream to make things better.



Ah damn, i didnt mean on a lighter note. I know what i meant, but it wasnt like "oh this is better." I meant on a somber note, not lighter note.
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so yeah, now i have poop floating around in my ballsack.
#37
Quote by dudetheman
This is attached.

It almost feels like it's a ball of something wound up in there.

Like I said, a lump of half cooked Ramen noodles is attached to my left nut.

Or it at least feels that way.


It sounds like you've found the epididymis, aka sperm tubes which are on the back of your balls. They're supposed to be there. Go to the doctor to be sure though.

I thought I had a tumour on my balls because there was a lump which was very uncomfortable to touch and my balls felt heavier lol. I left it for a bit hoping it would go away but then one day my boys felt really bad and I had a wave of nausea so I went to the doctors. Turns out it was an infection, 2 months of antibiotics and it went.

I hope you found my story entertaining.
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