#1
yo dudes!
wasup.. so yeah i was wondering who is the fastest guitarist alive..... i think that Rusty Cooley is the fastest, havent seen any1 faster than that s.o.b ..........
people please keep comments such as "shredding sucks" or "guitar playing is about emotion, shredding doesnt contain that" and comments based on that topic to urself.... im not a huge speed fan but i do enjoy watching people's fingers more 1000x faster than mine, it motivates me, and makes me want to keep playing till i reach that level...
so yeah.... who is the fastest guitarist u know of, or the fastest guitarist alive ??
oh and btw i saw the vids on youtube of the people who claim to be the fastest guitarists, and all they do is tremolo pick 1 note very fast, i dont want to know about people who do that..... i want to know about people who can actually sweep pick, string skip, tap, play arpeggios, triads etc etc.. with max speed!
#2
the fastest guitarist alive is probably some nerdy kid somewhere playing in his bedroom, who no-ones ever heard
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well Michael Angelo Batio is ranked as the fastest


yeah but then again there are people who can play covers of his songs, so technically that would make them the fastest guitarists too... right ?
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no. fastest guitarist alive is Skwisgaar Skwigelf
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yeah but then again there are people who can play covers of his songs, so technically that would make them the fastest guitarists too... right ?

i've thought about this. im not sure how they would be ranked.
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There's plenty of debate over well known shredders, like MAB and Yngwie


for a long time i thought yngwie was the fastest, but then i saw Mattias IA Eklundh, Rusty Cooly, and the others...
#11
If you like speed so much, why not just go watch Nascar?

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#14
are guys seriously forgetting John Petrucci? Hes god. No ones better. not even MAB.
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herman li maybe, im not that much of an avid follower of that kinda thing so thats just a guess
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i've thought about this. im not sure how they would be ranked.


yeah and im pretty sure that guitar magazines dont know every guitarist out there so they probably just take some random names and put it in a hat and have a rafle or something.....
personally i think buckethead is aster than MAB
#17
when i first saw this i thought it said fattest guitarist alive,
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If you like speed so much, why not just go watch Nascar?



because guitars are cheaper
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I haven't watched an 100 metres run by guitarists yet so.......
But probably Frooooosh would take em because he's so skiny...
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I heard Asafa Powell plays guitar.
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