#1
Ok, so i put the guitar i want on layaway. I've payed 150 dollars already, but i need to get 198.50 more. What is the quickest/easiest way to make this money? Also, im 14, so i dont think i can get a job anywhere. Also, i know its gonna happen, so:

I'll try being a prostitute/selling my body.
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#3
Prostitution or sell drugs. Or both.
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#5
Sell your eyes. All the good musicians are blind anyway.

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#7
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And how would i obtain said drugs?

Dude, I hope you're not serious, because I'm not. Don't sell drugs. Ever.
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#8
Take the $150 off layaway, invest it into some Marijuana (coke if you want money fast) then just sell it to kids in the park. Trust me, once you start them they will never know what hit them, and it's money money money for you.
#9
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Sell Drugs. It is the only way to make money at 14.


actually got my second guitar this way, like $500 i believe. kindof ridiculous to recall, but it happened all right, and i still have the guitar. i was 15 at the time

anyways, the best way to get money is usually the generic things, like baby-sitting or mowing lawns or asking neighbors for stuff. truly, anything

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And how would i obtain said drugs?


ask some shady characters, they'll hook you up
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#10
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And how would i obtain said drugs?

Yeah, I hope you're not serious.

But if you are, make em. Google 'methamphetamine recipe'.

Seriously though, don't.
#11
Ask your mommy and/or daddy if you can have some money. Tell them you'll do stuff for them in exchange for it.
Sell **** that you don't want/need anymore.
Have a birthday party, and invite lots of people, and hope they all bring you some money.
#12
Lawnmowing/Weed extraction/Washing cars... offer yourself in your neighborhood.

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#13
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Dude, I hope you're not serious, because I'm not. Don't sell drugs. Ever.

I am.

What do you think im stupid? I keep the drugs for myself.

Edit: And i already had a birthday/graduation, so thats out. No way people would trust me with their kids.
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#14
if you live near a skatepark, go by at like 7... and get some action!!!
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#15
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I am.

What do you think im stupid? I keep the drugs for myself.

nothing like watching naruto while tripping out *points at name*
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
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nothing like watching naruto while tripping out *points at name*

*points at join date*
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#20
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I am.

What do you think im stupid? I keep the drugs for myself.

Edit: And i already had a birthday/graduation, so thats out. No way people would trust me with their kids.

I never said you were stupid. I don't know who you are or what you're all about, but all I'm saying is that I would advise against selling drugs. I'm not even sure what you're implying, because it doesn't make sense.

Edit:
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*points at join date*

Holy Moses, a whole month's difference!
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
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Yup...
#21
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does anyone know of a place i could work at 14?


Most places don't hire at 14.

I think the age for working begins at 16? Not entirely sure, so don't quote me on that.
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#22
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I never said you were stupid. I don't know who you are or what you're all about, but all I'm saying is that I would advise against selling drugs. I'm not even sure what you're implying, because it doesn't make sense.

Edit:
Holy Moses, a whole month's difference!

im kidding about the drugs. drugs = bad

and i meant look at my join date as in "since Dec 06, ive changed"
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#23
You, don't need to work.

You, don't need to seel drugs.

Bum money off your parents!! Take a few dollars here and there. Get the money they leave just sitting somewhere. It might not be much, but It'll add up. It's not like there ever going to know.
#24
legal working age where i am (Pennsylvania) is 14 but theres nowhere that hires under 16 and being 17 atm ive realized only the good jobs hire above 18
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#25
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
im kidding about the drugs. drugs = bad

and i meant look at my join date as in "since Dec 06, ive changed"

My bad.
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#26
paperoute?
in the uk here, we get like £15 a week.
for 6 days
30 mins a day.
tiring
and annoying
but easy,
#27
your 14 and cant get a job,? its called a workers permit, im 14 and i work 2 jobs, both part time of course. so yes u can get a job
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#28
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paperoute?
in the uk here, we get like £15 a week.
for 6 days
30 mins a day.
tiring
and annoying
but easy,

we have a mailman/woman to do that

and to kosmic,
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