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Magero
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Join date: May 2006
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#1
To further try and prevent 40,000 n00b threads from springing up, I have started work on this. The list of all the main band threads and some basic helpful ones. Obviously I will update it as it goes.

CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR NEW BANDS TO LISTEN TO!

Looking for a thread but can't find it? CLICK HERE!

Wanna learn how to growl or got a question about growling? CLICK HERE!

Want to talk about Thrash Metal in general? CLICK HERE!

Want to talk about Black Metal in general? CLICK HERE!

Want to talk about Melodic Death Metal in general? CLICK HERE!

Want to talk about Post/Experimental Metal in general? CLICK HERE!

Want to talk about Folk Metal in general? CLICK HERE!

Want to talk about Power Metal in general? CLICK HERE!

Don't know what tuning a band plays in? Or are you looking for new bands in a certain tuning? CLICK HERE!

Looking for some cool but less known bands? Or do you wanna promote some of your local bands? CLICK HERE!

Alphabetized for convenience.

Akercocke
Agalloch
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Atheist
Behemoth
Between the Buried and Me
Black Sabbath
Blind Guardian
Cannibal Corpse
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth
Cryptopsy
Cynic
Death
Decapitated
Dethklok
Dimmu Borgir
DragonForce
Dream Theater
Emperor
Gojira
Immortal
In Flames
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Mastodon
Mayhem
Megadeth
Meshuggah
Metallica
Necrophagist
Nevermore
Nightwish
Nile
Opeth
Pantera
Psycroptic
Slayer
Strapping Young Lad
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Ocean Collective
uneXpecT
Wintersun

Misc:

What metal are you listening to right now?
Metal band song game.
Guess the band name game.

If you have any more suggestions, tell me in here, or if it gets closed again, PM me them.
Last edited by Magero at Dec 10, 2010,
Avedas
yoloswag420
Join date: Nov 2007
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#3
Wut!?? Werz da bullet 4 mai valentine thred?

This needs some sticky shit.
Avedas
yoloswag420
Join date: Nov 2007
673 IQ
#5
Quote by Chugaroo
YES! YES! YES! YES!

Sticky this nao or the world will implode.

Thank you Magero!


asplode*
dead-fish
Professor Miseria Supremu
Join date: Jun 2006
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#10
Kudos for taking responsibility for this, even though I fear it won't do any noticeable change.

Nevertheless, nicely done.
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Andrewbiles
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#11
Excellent thread. *Stuck*
Quote by Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*t in order to be comfortable?

That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

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The Evil Hat
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Join date: Apr 2007
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#13
just wondering, why has this been unlocked?
EDIT: and neither of the above are particularly big, if we put every thread in here we just replaced the point of the forum.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
Riffomatic_5000
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#14
Nice job, Magero! You are teh stickiez queenz!!!111!!!
DETHKLOK IS TEH ROXORZ!!!
Magero
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Join date: May 2006
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#15
Quote by The Evil Hat
just wondering, why has this been unlocked?
EDIT: and neither of the above are particularly big, if we put every thread in here we just replaced the point of the forum.

So I can edit it when I need to.
The Evil Hat
Hatpanzer
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#16
Quote by Magero
So I can edit it when I need to.

oh, okay.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
GID (Shamrock)
You're an Ass Hat
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#18
STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does not know what it means*
My parents think I'm smart.... I am a master of optical illusions
Phill-Rock
UG's Scheming Ruffian
Join date: May 2005
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#19
Metal Forum Popular Vote Winner!!!

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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

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Magero
Nothing to say, Bats?
Join date: May 2006
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#22
Ok, from now on, I'm only adding threads over 2 pages long (on 40ppp) or 4 pages long (with 20ppp).
So if the thread is on page 3 and you're on 40ppp, then I'll add it.
If the thread is on page 5 and you're on 20ppp, then I'll add it.
No less.
BringMeTheCalm
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#23
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
poopsmith666
UG Nerd
Join date: Aug 2006
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#24
Akercocke

great thread, this.


EDIT: and Gojira

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Last edited by poopsmith666 at May 31, 2008,
"putnamehere"
Jazz and Metal Enthusiast
Join date: Dec 2005
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#27
You should never alpabetize a list, arrange them according to "AWESOME". Therefore, make Nevermore #1 and Opeth the last *flameshield*.
Known.
Some.
Call.
Is.
Air.
Am?

Incoherent - yes.
Without meaning - I'm afraid not.

"Known some call is air am."
Which is to say-

"I am not what I used to be"
BringMeTheCalm
UG's Redundant Redundancy
Join date: Mar 2006
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#29
Quote by Mike Birbiglia
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
BringMeTheCalm
UG's Redundant Redundancy
Join date: Mar 2006
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#32
Candlemass

Judas Priest

Oh nevermind, you have Priest, just not in alphabetical order...
Quote by Mike Birbiglia
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
Andrewbiles
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Join date: Nov 2001
11,176 IQ
#33
I think there needs to be some kind of restriction that only threads that often get repeated will be linked from here. Otherwise, as someone has already said, it will kind of overthrow the point of the forum layout - with pages of threads.
Quote by Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*t in order to be comfortable?

That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

RateYourMusic
"putnamehere"
Jazz and Metal Enthusiast
Join date: Dec 2005
305 IQ
#34
Quote by Magero
That would explain why my post is first and yours is at the end yes?

Well played.
Known.
Some.
Call.
Is.
Air.
Am?

Incoherent - yes.
Without meaning - I'm afraid not.

"Known some call is air am."
Which is to say-

"I am not what I used to be"
Magero
Nothing to say, Bats?
Join date: May 2006
4,530 IQ
#35
Quote by Andrewbiles
I think there needs to be some kind of restriction that only threads that often get repeated will be linked from here. Otherwise, as someone has already said, it will kind of overthrow the point of the forum layout - with pages of threads.

As of NOW, I'm restricting it even further. I'm gonna get rid of some of the more obscure bands and just leave the ones that are "popular".
However, if a thread reaches like....10 pages (on 40ppp), then yeah, I'll add 'em up here.
Andrewbiles
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Join date: Nov 2001
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#36
Sounds good
Quote by Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*t in order to be comfortable?

That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

RateYourMusic
Magero
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Join date: May 2006
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#37
I've left a few of the "slightly" more obscure ones, like Agalloch and Akercocke, Gojira, uneXpecT, and the sort because it's also an index for people to find their favourite bands aswel, and I know those threads get lost a lot.
MHDrunk
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#39
Keep Xasthur in there, its the kind of band some goth (xasthur fan) wont see on the first page and think 'well, these guys havent heard of xasthur, i have to let them know!'
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Rengori
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#40
I think Ne Obliviscaris deserves a mention, since just about everyone here likes them.
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