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#1
What's the weirdest crush you've ever had?

mine was my optician.

she was quite pretty, but nothing to write home about.

but her voice.

jesus christ.

"look up to the left, now down to the right"

mmmmmmmm fuck

"now can you read the bottom line for me?"

oh shitttttttt.

i would of seriously cum on those cords.
#2
The chick I have one on right now. Three years younger, terrible acne, her older sister is my age and she hates me, all I know about her is her name. There's just something about her...
A U S S I E
#3
my girlfriend of the times mom and sister............the family was blessed what can i say.

a few teachers in highschool

thats about it
#4
Quote by glowskulls
What's the weirdest crush you've ever had?

mine was my optician.

she was quite pretty, but nothing to write home about.

but her voice.

jesus christ.

"look up to the left, now down to the right"

mmmmmmmm fuck

"now can you read the bottom line for me?"

oh shitttttttt.

i would of seriously cum on those cords.


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You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

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#5
Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#6
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Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast.

Was he the candle stick? Not so weird a crush in that case...
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Shut up. Actually, higher mods...can we ban him for being a cunt?
#7
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Was he the candle stick? Not so weird a crush in that case...

Hah hah, yeah
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#8
Cheetara! the Thundercats Ho!
"A love pirate ? I am no love pirate. What do they mean by that ?"
#9
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Cheetara! the Thundercats Ho!


Ain't NOTHIN' weird about that!
Demolition hands.... Got 'em!
#10
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Ain't NOTHIN' weird about that!


damn good point! (snarf)
"A love pirate ? I am no love pirate. What do they mean by that ?"
#11
hayley williams of paramore, first i hate her

then i love her
#15
The woman from work who gave me a tip (not a common thing in NZ), she was about 40, not all that good looking and had a gap in her teeth, but I still masturbated to her.


What?
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#17
A car.

Lol but seriously, did anyone else see that program on last night? This program about "mechophiles". People who fall in love with and have sexual relations with cars.
"lul wut?" wtf.

My weirdest crush would be... well, i say crush. I just think "sexy". The girl bunny from Bugs Bunny. lols!
Second weirdest crush would be... my old science teacher :P haha.
#19
Wow, congratulations; You've finally made a topic with such poorly applied integrity that I'm to the point of questioning why I have a U-G account. To all of the perverted, messed up folks in the back, I'd like you all to stand up and take a bow.

And please, for both her sake, and the sake of her other clients, DON'T cum on those cords...
Global warming at my homework, sir.
#20
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Tifa from FFVII. as far as animated rendered-polygons go, she was hot.


Aeris>Yuffie>Tifa

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#22
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fixed.


Broken more like.

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#24
em, the girl from the original jurassic park film (when i was her age mind, not now, that would be, well, odd)
#26
Quote by AceOfBlades
Well Aeris is dead anyways, so it doesn't matter


That's why she's number one.

The others could say no........ and probably beat me up.

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
Brian Molko was one of my furst crushes

The day i found out he had a wang made me doubt mine
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#28
The squeeky girl from lost in space, when i was a little younger mind. She had a weird irriating cute thing about her.

^kudos to that Except I dont doubt my wang. Its the biggest in the world.
#29
Quote by metacarpi
That's why she's number one.

The others could say no........ and probably beat me up.


haha

A fvcked up comparison just got THAT much more fvcked up

although on those grounds, I agree.
I really wouldn't wanna fight Tifa, and Yuffie's some sort of ninja
#30
About two years ago, I had a crush on this girl a couple of years younger than me. I didn't know her at all, she had bad acne, terrible clothes, awful hair.

Weird thing is, two years later, she is absolutely perfect. I'm being serious, she is fit.

I guess what we can learn from this is that I am a shaman that can predict the future.
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#31
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About two years ago, I had a crush on this girl a couple of years younger than me. I didn't know her at all, she had bad acne, terrible clothes, awful hair.

Weird thing is, two years later, she is absolutely perfect. I'm being serious, she is fit.

I guess what we can learn from this is that I am a shaman that can predict the future.

SORCERER!
#33
My friend's sister. She has no redeeming qualities (that don't involve a cup size), and she grates all up on my last ****ing nerve, AND i have a boyfriend. But given the slightest chance, I would just be all over that ****. She's got this thing, where she looks over at you, and you can tell, right then, that it would take almost nothing to get her naked. Goddamn. Now I'm thinking about her.
"We are, each of us, angels with but one wing, and only by embracing one another may we fly."- Luciano de Crescenzo


Makes you feel good inside, don't it?
#34
mine wasn't really weird at all...

t'was on my local hairdresser, I got my hair cut, and she was all "i think we should wash this" so I was like "whatever dude"

as soon as she started massaging my head I was hooked...brain massage = near orgasm.

Luckily, she turned out to be my mates girlfriend's sister. so I did the honorable thing, went to a party at her house, and hit that...

we still hook up from time to time, but I don't get my hair cut there anymore, her prices went up and I'm a cheap asshole

#35
Quote by solid_moose
The woman from work who gave me a tip (not a common thing in NZ), she was about 40, not all that good looking and had a gap in her teeth, but I still masturbated to her.


What?


epic win goes to you sir

freaking legendary post right here
#36
first time i read lord of the rings i had a bit of a crush on aragorn. and gandfalf.



I WAS ONLY TEN YEARS OLD, LEAVE ME ALONE.
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#37
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Rikku>all FF chicks


Lulu > Rikku

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#38
the bassist from school of rock she was hot. and i was 11.

also some guy named crush whos really big, sat on me. that hurt.
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ribbons of euphoria
#39
my school janitor


we called him "Dr. Jan Itor"

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remember UG Community? thought so.
#40
IN preperation for college, I went to a certain university, and our tour guide was quite the looker. So were dating and she doesnt know in yet. BTW she was a student there.
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