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#162
I have a crush on a teacher at my school. Good lord she is amazing.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#163
The first weird crushes you ever have are teachers, idk why...
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RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
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Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.


Likes to play thread games, also!

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#167
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Lenne from FFX-2, you know, the yuna look-a-like?
omg...

wow. thats...
lame.
WONGA!
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I would be angry too if there were turds on my head.
#168
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Leela? but she has one eye ><


Just think, if you bust a nut in that one eye she'll be completely blind for a while.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#169
RhysOrtiz.. i have a crush on a UG user..a PIT user...
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Isn't it odd, that Iron Man is a superhero, whereas "iron, woman!" is a command?



EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#170
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Just think, if you bust a nut in that one eye she'll be completely blind for a while.


Holy schnikes I'm sigged!

And the older girl from Matilda, that told them about the Trunchbull.
#171
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RhysOrtiz.. i have a crush on a UG user..a PIT user...


*blows raspberry* Rhyse loves me!!
#172
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*blows raspberry* Rhyse loves me!!



i know.... but i don't give up...
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Isn't it odd, that Iron Man is a superhero, whereas "iron, woman!" is a command?



EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#173
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Rikku>all FF chicks


rikku>yuna>tifa>yuffie>yuna>lulu>penelo....
#174
Quote by trash_pixie
I used to have massive crushes on Crash Bandicoot and Wally of 'Where's Wally' fame.
I'd pretend we were all in a band together, put Michael Jackson on and imagine holding hands with them.


Oh man that wouldn't even be half as funny if I hadn't seen your picture in the pic thread.

I haven't really had any weird crushes, although today at work a girl walked in who was wearing a Liverpool Football strip, skinny jeans and Nike Hi-tops, and she had think rimmed glasses a lot like mine.

It creeped me out because she was one of those girls that could easily pass for 22, but she could also be 14.
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

THRRRRRRRREADKILLER!
#175
I've always had this weird thing for crushes with shaggy hair. Idk, but I grew out of it.
#176
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Oh man that wouldn't even be half as funny if I hadn't seen your picture in the pic thread.

I haven't really had any weird crushes, although today at work a girl walked in who was wearing a Liverpool Football strip, skinny jeans and Nike Hi-tops, and she had think rimmed glasses a lot like mine.

It creeped me out because she was one of those girls that could easily pass for 22, but she could also be 14.



On the front page it said "(topic) last post by Cpt.Jackass" and I immediately thought someone hacked into my account.

I challenge you to a duel... to the death!
#177
Quote by captainjackass
On the front page it said "(topic) last post by Cpt.Jackass" and I immediately thought someone hacked into my account.

I challenge you to a duel... to the death!


We've been through this before, I won.

At least, that's how I want to remember it.

WTF THERE'S AN ICECREAM VAN OUTSIDE. *runs*
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

THRRRRRRRREADKILLER!
#178
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We've been through this before, I won.

At least, that's how I want to remember it.

WTF THERE'S AN ICECREAM VAN OUTSIDE. *runs*



Whats even weirder is we joined the same month 0_0.

I dont really know what to say now so ill just stare at you awkwardly and
#179
My english teacher was also a yoga teacher. About half the dudes in my class all the sudden looked forward to yoga...... Me too
#180
Quote by glowskulls
What's the weirdest crush you've ever had?

mine was my optician.

she was quite pretty, but nothing to write home about.

but her voice.

jesus christ.

"look up to the left, now down to the right"

mmmmmmmm fuck

"now can you read the bottom line for me?"

oh shitttttttt.

i would of seriously cum on those cords.


i hear that, i had a crush on mine too. there was something about being left alone in a dark room with her you know?...
#181
My friend's mom...not really sure what happened there.


Lame post, that is all, good day.
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#182
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Talking about scrubs, Elliot is hot

Dude, I personally, think Carla in the later seasons is soo much hotter. I don't know why though.
#184
Quote by Van The Darksyd
My friend's sister. She has no redeeming qualities (that don't involve a cup size), and she grates all up on my last ****ing nerve, AND i have a boyfriend. But given the slightest chance, I would just be all over that ****. She's got this thing, where she looks over at you, and you can tell, right then, that it would take almost nothing to get her naked. Goddamn. Now I'm thinking about her.


queer?

not that theres anything wrong with that...


seinfeld anyone?
member #4 of the lynyrd skynyrd fan club!

Hell yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!


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hell yes, redneckrocker2, hell yes.
#186
Substitute English teacher I had for a semester. She was incredibly stupid but it didn't matter because I was always staring instead of listening anyway. I pretty much got hard every time she talked to me, then she would always sit on my desk, she had a nice ass too. Man the things I would've done to her.
Rawr! I'm a dinosaur
#187
7th grade language arts teacher.

Had an F in that class because I was always staring at her ass.
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Hey everyone, SMOKE WEED!


It's raining blood from a lacerated sky.


#188
Oh jesus, uh... when I was 4 I had a crush on Cinderella. >.>;;
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#190
My art teacher last year, Craig Ferguson (yes, from the Late Late Show), Jack Black (when I was like 10), and Ryan Stiles (from Whose Line, also when I was about 10).
#191
uh...i had a dentist that was mega hot. like, she could have been in like "gargle and spit 4: lay back in the chair" or something.
I thought I heard the door open, oh no,
I thought I heard the door open but
I only heard it close.
#193
One of the Sailor Moon girls.
I was very young.
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I even tried dressing up as a fly myself, and throwing myself out of the window in the hope that they will follow me. But to no avail.

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we have a Llama forum, and still no drum forum.
#194
I've always though my second cousin was a piece of ass.
I realized I was god when I prayed and saw that I was talking to myself.
#195
i had a crush on this quiet nerdy girl for like 2 months :O
she wasnt hot, and she was really square