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#1
I got into one today. Shh..it's a secret. We were both having a hard time [separately] so I suggested we let off steam. I hit her kinda hard, I didn't mean to, it was supposed to be a joke. She snapped and started slapping me and we got a bit brutal.

20 minutes later, we each took an Advil, shook hands, and left. It felt nice.


Ever been in a fist fight?
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#4
Am I the only one who finds the term "Fist Fight" kinda weird?


But yes, I've been in many...not for a couple years though
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#5
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So you fisted another girl?


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Yeah but she's kinda butch so it was like with a boy.
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#6
yup, if you dont get hit too hard they're kinda fun
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#7
A few... Not proper ones though, they never properly fought back. I find that planned fights never really go to plan Its the ones that kick off unexpectedly that usually go best and are fair.
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A few... Not proper ones though, they never properly fought back. I find that planned fights never really go to plan Its the ones that kick off unexpectedly that usually go best and are fair.


Yep. The "lets meet at the hill behind the school at lunch" fights, don't work.
#12
cat fight.

i thought they were only make-believe.

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#14
If you threw anything other than a hand then it was technically not a fist fight.
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Yeah but she's kinda butch so it was like with a boy.



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#16
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A few... Not proper ones though, they never properly fought back. I find that planned fights never really go to plan Its the ones that kick off unexpectedly that usually go best and are fair.

Could it be because they were usually 3 feet smaller and 10 years younger than you?

Kidding.
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#18
A few, last was in year 7/8 (Year 11 now). I split his lip and put him to the floor with one punch from my weak hand... Good times. :P
#19
At our school most of the spontaneous fights are broken up quickly. Its the smart kids who plan them after school at someones house and those are supposedly the best fights
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#20
i did in 7th grade something to do with football
some jerk thought i was a weak pussy and thought he could push me around
i punched him right in the face
he fell straight to the ground , got up apologized
then he found out i could bench 200+ pounds and was arguably the strongest kid in school

he was kinda new every1 laughed at him
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#21
I have the strange feeling that I haven't gotten into enough. I used to because I was an ass up until recently (I'm just lazy now), but since then I haven't gotten into any.
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#22
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Could it be because they were usually 3 feet smaller and 10 years younger than you?

Kidding.

*shakes head* They were the same age, but ive always had broad shoulders. Built like a brick ****house apparently... I also have pretty heavy punches when im angry enough... But i can punch quite well when im not.
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#24
A school this twat called started on my in the form room. So he threw a punch at me, and i blocked it and threw him over a table.


He's so ****ing stupid. A battery blew up in his face and he's now half deaf and blind. (is that to harsh ?)
#25
Maybe when I was a kid... I have some random fights with my brother nowadays just for fun, nothing too violent. There's nothing better than dominating little boys.
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A school this twat called started on my in the form room. So he threw a punch at me, and i blocked it and threw him over a table.


He's so ****ing stupid. A battery blew up in his face and he's now half deaf and blind. (is that to harsh ?)


Can you explain to me how a battery would ****ing explode?
#27
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*shakes head* They were the same age, but ive always had broad shoulders. Built like a brick ****house apparently... I also have pretty heavy punches when im angry enough... But i can punch quite well when im not.

You're like the girl I had it with, broad shoulders, built like that [she'd into some sports] and here I am, lankiest most unathletic person I know. Luckily, we agreed to not hitting the face. I'm not thrilled of losing any teeth.
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#28
I punched this d00d to the ground after he spat in my face earlier this year.

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#30
Never been in one. I'm too cool and nice for these kind of things, and that's the way it should be.
#31
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Subtle. It would appear no one else got it.

Care to elaborate?
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#34
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Maybe when I was a kid... I have some random fights with my brother nowadays just for fun, nothing too violent. There's nothing better than dominating little boys.


That joke is just too easy.
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#35
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Care to elaborate?


The joke is you "fisted" a girl. "Fisted" in the traditional sense refers to the pushing of the fist (or whole hand) into the vagina.

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#37
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The joke is you "fisted" a girl. "Fisted" in the traditional sense refers to the pushing of the fist (or whole hand) into the vagina.

ololololololololo high

I..uh....

people and your sick fetishes....
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#38
I never start fights but i seem to get in a few helping my mates out when we're drunk in town.
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#39
I get into tons of fights. Last one was two weeks ago. But its always the same guys cuz i go to the same two bar's: Pinky's and the 5 mile. I love em. I have yet to get the **** beat out of me. In one fight somebody threw a bottle at Skip (my friend) and it hit him right in the face. His cheek was ripped halfway off and he still kicked the **** out everyone to cross him. He had to get stitches though and now he has a kickass scar.
We do a trick where you snort vodka up each nostril and it numbs your entire face! Its the coolest feeling ever (it stings going up) and its worked everytime for me. We call em Chili-willys. Try it next time you have vodka and you're guna fight.
The only bad part is getting caught. Then we have to pay damages. I've only got grabbed by the cops twice so i havent lost too much money. Pinky is still my friend but the guy who owns the 5 mile gets pissed off right when we walk in.
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I get into tons of fights. Last one was two weeks ago. But its always the same guys cuz i go to the same two bar's: Pinky's and the 5 mile. I love em. I have yet to get the **** beat out of me. In one fight somebody threw a bottle at Skip (my friend) and it hit him right in the face. His cheek was ripped halfway off and he still kicked the **** out everyone to cross him. He had to get stiches though and now he has a kickass scar.
We do a trick where you snort vodka up each nostril and it numbs your entire face! Its the coolest feeling ever (it stings going up) and its worked everytime for me. We call em Chili-willys. Try it next time you have vodka and you're guna fight.
The only bad part is getting caught. Then we have to pay damages. I've only got grabbed by the cops twice so i havent lost too much money. Pinky is still my friend but the guy who owns the 5 mile gets pissed off right when we walk in.

That sounds painful in itself.
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