#1
I'm seventeen today. Got about $300 total from the fam via cards.

I'm about to go out of town with a group of friends. We're going to have pancakes at IHOP at exactly 10:10 p.m., because that's around the time that I was actually born.

Birthday cake is for pansies. Birthday pancakes are where it's at.


Anyway, in an effort to make this seem a little less spammy, you guys have any suggestions as to what I should buy with my birthday dinero?
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#3
Buy 300 hookers. You're from missouri, you should find them easy.
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#4
Pancakes=extreme delish.
Happy birthday!
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#6
a decent agent... nuff sed

happy birthday btw! lol
xxx


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#12
Weed and hookers.
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#13
Happy Birthday miss

Have a big squishy hug from me.
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#14
Go to the dollar store and buy $300 worth of useless crap that will break in 2 days. I suggest gummy bears
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#17
Haappyy Birthhdayyy!
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#18
Happy birthday!

Buy 20-30 CDs. Or donate to the missile silo fund thing.

Or send it to me
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#19
**** i wish my family was rich like yours. The most i ever get is 20$ and, if im lucky, a doobie.
#22
Quote by Kensai
Buy 300 hookers. You're from missouri, you should find them easy.
Male hookers, presumably.

You should give it to me, TS. I'll put it to use, I swear.
#23
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Male hookers, presumably.

You should give it to me, TS. I'll put it to use, I swear.


Give you the male hookers? You'll put the male hookers to good use?
Dear GOD!!!!
#24
Quote by AlchJabu
Happy Birthday!!
Enjoy the pancakes, but make sure you make it there on time

Shove some candles into the pancakes and combine the best of both worlds [ we did this for my friend with a burrito ]

...and buy what you always wanted!!



...you put candles in a burrito??
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#25
Quote by neverspoiled
Give you the male hookers? You'll put the male hookers to good use?
Dear GOD!!!!
You needn't get your hopes up, I won't film it.

I was talking about the money, TS.
#26
Happy Birthday! Mine's actually tomorrow...enjoy it man! errr...woman!
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#28
Look up The Ultra Cheesy Flubbed Up Nuclear Cheesballs on iTunes or the intertubes or something. It will be the best use of money ever, I promise you. You have never heard any music like it.
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#29
Happy Birthday!!

Spend it on a random road trip with friends
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