#1
If you've ever wondered what a certain rapper was saying, here it is in plain english (well, not so plain. there are some big words).

http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/Rap%20Lyrics%20Translated.htm

My favorite line:


She’s sick of that song on how it’s so long
Thought he worked his until I handled my biz
There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans
Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
Schemin’ - don’t bring your girl ‘round me
True player for real, ask Puff Daddy

Translation: Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy
Why I Love Spanish Women

I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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I have no opinion on this matter.
#9
Top class.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
this is the funniest **** ive ever read. anything sexual written in proper english is instantly hilarious
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#11
This made me laugh for some reason
"I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind."
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#14
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This dude should be president. NOW!!!

Yes. He understands black people.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
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The video for this has been floating around since ARPANET?

That made me laugh.
#19
"This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition."

I did not know.

Let's have him do Soulja Boy