#2
The skunk one looks fake. After I read about the dead moose being theirs along with the SWEET, I kinda chuckled.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#4
SWEET I got a moose!

lol
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#5
"So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!"

Rofl @ that reaction. Who gets excited over a dead moose in their yard?!


...I'd take it.
#6
Quote by HunterRiggs10
"So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!"

Rofl @ that reaction. Who gets excited over a dead moose in their yard?!


...I'd take it.


I would too. There are an unlimited number of possibilities with 'Dead Moose Theatre'.
#9
Quote by snipelfritz
The skunk is cute! I want one.


No you dont...I accidentally ran one over in my truck in a path through the woods...I sped as fast as I could to get away from the smell, but as soon as I slowed down it caught up with me. I started puking everywhere and had to run the rest of the way because of the smell...I was going to a cabin with all my bedding, which I couldent use because of the stench....horrible
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#10
Quote by Haggard13
No you dont...I accidentally ran one over in my truck in a path through the woods...I sped as fast as I could to get away from the smell, but as soon as I slowed down it caught up with me. I started puking everywhere and had to run the rest of the way because of the smell...I was going to a cabin with all my bedding, which I couldent use because of the stench....horrible


lmao, that really really sucks I hope I never have a skunk encounter
#11
Quote by hankscorpio
lmao, that really really sucks I hope I never have a skunk encounter



Indeed. I had to leave the truck tehre because it got caught in the undercarriage and I couldent go near the corpse the next day. Also, I lied...it wasnt an accident...it was about midnight and I saw tis thing in the rut in front of me, so I get closer, to see that its a skunk. Id never seen one where I live, or ever, so I was interested, and doubted the harshness of the spray. I figured it would spray anyway with a loud, big ass truck chasing it, so im like **** it lets kill it. I did, and deeply regret it....I couldent believe the smell...it literally burned my nostrils and throat...I had a sore throat for days
Quote by bucktheduck

Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


Quote by DieGarbageMan

Haggard13 i are impressed
#12
I meant if they didn't smell. Forgot to add that little detail.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#13
Quote by snipelfritz
I meant if they didn't smell. Forgot to add that little detail.

You can get 'em descented, and I hear that they're really good pets, you just can't rough house with them or they resort to natural fighting instinct. But for petting and stuff, they're allegedly rather loyal.
#14
Quote by xcynicx
You can get 'em descented, and I hear that they're really good pets, you just can't rough house with them or they resort to natural fighting instinct. But for petting and stuff, they're allegedly rather loyal.

lawl my friend...lawl...
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#16
Dude some lady was actually selling her child on craigslist right where I live. I heard it on the radio it said like "2 months old and completely healthy" for 10 000
she put her real phone number and the cops called her and she was actually serious, so they took her baby away

like this wasn't a joke
#24
Quote by Haggard13
No you dont...I accidentally ran one over in my truck in a path through the woods...I sped as fast as I could to get away from the smell, but as soon as I slowed down it caught up with me. I started puking everywhere and had to run the rest of the way because of the smell...I was going to a cabin with all my bedding, which I couldent use because of the stench....horrible

dane cook + pet monkey joke.
#25
Rant: Person with a wooden leg that lives above me.
Date: 2008-04-22, 8:58PM CDT


I have no idea who you are. I do not know if you’re male, female, young, old, black, white, straight, gay, ambidextrous, or a midget. What I do know is this: You are almost certainly obese and have at least one wooden leg.

It is likely that I am completely off in my speculation, but at least hear me out. I do have some evidence that would warrant such claims.

First of all, if you aren’t a manatee with at least one wooden appendage, I must assume then, that you do indeed have your feet blocked in cement. At the very least, you have a horrible case of elephantitis of the lower body causing your feet to stomp and drag and cause a great amount of disturbance. Now I’ve lived in apartments before, some being quite rowdy seeing as I did attend college for five years. Despite this, you my heavy hooved friend, are one of a kind.

At first I thought it might be sex. You know, the old headboard pounding the wall. I would be impressed if that were the case, but I doubt that. The noise moves when you move, so it can’t be the headboard. If it were, then I would REALLY be impressed. Hell, you even knocked the light fixture off of the ceiling in my foyer after some intense peg-leg floor pounding. I was picking glass out of my feet for a few weeks after that! Not bad for what could potentially be some afternoon delight.

The reason I don’t believe you are getting laid is because the noise occurs quite literally at ALL hours of the day. 4AM? You bet. 4PM? Sure ****. 1AM? Of course. 2:47PM? Why not? If I were able to link the noise to a certain time pattern or a certain location, I could be more certain it might be sex, say on a bed with wheels that moves freely about your place with each thrust. (As I type this now, you’re making some pretty loud bumps and booms). Maybe you are just a really aggressive masturbator? Lastly, I haven’t seen a single couple enter this building to confirm that fact that someone might be getting laid.

I’ve tried to describe the noise you create to many people saying “It quite literally sounds like an overweight pirate with one peg leg pacing back and forth” only to get strange looks in return…as you can imagine. Skeptical as they may be, their hesitations in believing my claims were put to rest as soon as they visited my apartment. One by one my friends, as well as some family, visited my place all to confirm the noises I reported were indeed, real.

Each of them spent a few minutes speculating about what the noise could potentially be. Honestly, the only thing we have all deduced is that you aren’t having sex. This is undoubtedly, an unfortunate conclusion on your part.

Perhaps you are trying to teach yourself how to walk with stilts and you are trying to master the art one leg at a time before attempting both stilts at once. Maybe you’re practicing for the Olympics in Chicago in 2016 and have set up some uneven bars and are trying desperately to stick the landing. Whatever you’re doing, could you please ease up? I do not enjoy replacing all of my picture frames that have either fallen off my walls or from my shelves. Nor do I enjoy being awaken at all hours of the night only to have to wonder what it is you’re really doing up there, whether they be innocent or slightly sexually deviant. My alarm goes off before 6AM due to having one of those job things so a good nights sleep is important. Thanks in advance and if you really are an obese pirate, please don’t break into my apartment and steal my booty…or my food.
#29
Quote by TSmitty6
name brand soda.

i dont think craiglist adds get much better



ITS SHREEEEDDDD TIIIMMMEEEE!!!!

I wish that thread would've took off into something.
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#32
i loled @ the first one
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Fender Roadhouse Strat
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BOSS DS-2
Dunlop Jimi Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#34
I can't seem to find the craigslist site for it...but I give you three words

ITS SHRED TIME
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

GEAR:
Boss ME-50
Silvertone Paul Stanley Apocalypse (modded)
Squier Affinity Strat (modded)
Italia Modulo 2
Fender Front 15G
#35
"The Moral of the Story -

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
"