#1
So my girlfriend likes me to tell her sexual stories so she can get off. Recently she said I cant for a while cause its finals and she gets to tired from staying up late rubbin them out. So Im not allowed to tell them for a while. But last night she asked me to, so I did it. And then today she was mad at me for it cause she was so tired. Now shes saying she wants to hear one, but I dont know whether or not to do it.

Que Admiral Ackbar? Or tell the story.

EDIT: We have done it. Plenty.
Last edited by zeppelinfreak51 at May 30, 2008,
#3
Uh, do it? She gets off on it, Jesus, did you really need to ask this?


Only a fool would Ackbar this, honestly...

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#6
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Why not just have sex with her.



+1
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#9
-_-
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#12
I wanna know why you aren't doing her too
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#17
Can I **** her since you're not going to?

And pics so everyone can back up their statements.
#18
tell her half of a long ass hawt secksy story then hang up half way through it and unplug the phone...for teh lulz
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#22
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Cause were 15 and we got caught...twice...




Tell her another story, but Bel-Air her at the end. she'll love you forever.
#23
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Tell her another story, but Bel-Air her at the end. she'll love you forever.

Lol, that always works.


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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

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#25
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Cause were 15 and we got caught...twice...

Then... dont get caught again?
Problem solved!
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#27
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You understand that if its a trap, your girlfriend has a penis, right?

kids these days just latch on to memes without understanding the meaning behind them...
#28
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kids these days just latch on to memes without understanding the meaning behind them...


I know what the meme is. Its Admiral Ackbar, from Star Wars. He says it while there attacking the death star.