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#1
I mean what's the point of them being all fat and growing and feeling like bags of sand, why can't they just have nipples like men? It pisses me off so much!!!
#3
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................


im gonna hafta go with breastmilk.
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To feed their children....
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Quote by Selkies921
I mean what's the point of them being all fat and growing and feeling like bags of sand, why can't they just have nipples like men? It pisses me off so much!!!

oh and by the by, you wouldn't happen to be a girl, would you?
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Quote by Selkies921
I mean what's the point of them being all fat and growing and feeling like bags of sand, why can't they just have nipples like men? It pisses me off so much!!!

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#9
because god didn't wanna jack off to pecs
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#10
Because boobs are awesome. Why would you get pissed off at girls having boobs?

But seriously, so when they have babies the babies can drink the milk that is held in the boobs.
#11
So we can look at them.
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#12
Embrace them, enjoy them.


And stop being such a fucking pansy.
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#13
Hey... I'm moving to Omaha this fall...
Anyways, they're for holding milk, bribes, and self defense.
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do you find flat women attractive?
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Quote by Selkies921
I mean what's the point of them being all fat and growing and feeling like bags of sand, why can't they just have nipples like men? It pisses me off so much!!!

Are you by any chance... gay?


Also, I think they're meant to hold breast milk or something like that... and also to arouse males.
#17
they need them to be all big to produce/hold milk
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#18
No I like boobs....I like them so much I'm jealous that I can't have them...I would love to feel myself up
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Quote by Selkies921
No I like boobs....I like them so much I'm jealous that I can't have them...I would love to feel myself up

so you're pissed at girls beacuse you don't have boobs? i think you're a little confused.
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#23
get rly fat then you can have moobs!
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why can't they just have nipples like men? It pisses me off so much!!!


I sure hope you're a girl. Because if you're not, then that line I just quoted has me concerned. :\
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Oh come on. He even makes a 40 year old virgin reference and you people dont get the sarcasm?
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#32
Well I think men are instinctively more attracted to women with large breasts because eons ago big boobies perhaps meant a better fed kid? Then again I just made that up.
#33
I read somewhere that one theory as to the origin of female humans'...um...large mammary glands was early homonids (our ancestors from a few million years ago) used to only have sexual intercourse doggy style like most animals, and the males were aroused during the deed by the females' large round buttocks. Eventually for some reason (I don't really remember what the article said) homonids/humans switched over to the missionary position, and males needed something large and round to keep their erection during intercourse.

Another theory is the so-called "aquatic ape" theory, which states that early homonids were aquatic or semi-aquatic. Males would venture on land occasionally to hunt, while females and young would remain in the water away from terrestrial predators. To keep out of predators reach better they would go in deeper, and eventually females evolved large fat deposits to help with buoyancy. It's a pretty interesting theory in general, and supporters use the fact that humans are one of the only terrestrial animals without fur, and the only one with a continuouslayer of fat under their skin to support it, as well as the breast thing.

Ultimately, though, these are all just theories, and scientests don't know for sure the origins of the female breast.
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To feed their children....


I read that as "To feed their chicken..."

I was all haha.

To TS, why care so much? Unless you despise boobs, I don't see the point of your thread. Namely because men LOVE boobs...or a nice butt.
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#36
But seriously guys, boobs do make me happy....

But it would be sweet to have a big DD pair of my own....thumbs up!
#37
Because God is good.

And if you had boobs yourself, I doubt they would be so amazing anymore.
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#38
Man, you just reminded me of this girl that I like that has some HUGE mammaries....
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#39
As a girl, I accept that guys like boobs, I don't understand the attraction, i think they're pretty weird - fat sacks with nipples?? -...but it doesn't anger me or anything.
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