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Well yesterday I got an Appendectomy and got my appendix removed.

Right now I am taking 1 Vicodin every 4 hours for the pain.

This morning I noticed when I tried to masturbate, I couldn't....ya know.....cream...

Well I'm pretty sure no one in the pit is a doctor, but if anyone would guess, would this be due to the Vicodin or the Surgery?
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This morning I noticed when I tried to masturbate, I couldn't....ya know.....cream...

Siggable.
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#5
the appendix is the control center for the erection.

trust me, im a doctor.
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#6
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the appendix is the control center for the erection.

trust me, im a doctor.


It controls your bodily functions too.

I am also a doctor.
#7
Uhh ohh, sounds like he accidentally took out your testes.
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#8
you had your appendix removed yesterday...and are trying to jack off today .... i'm no doctor....but isn't there a waiting period of some sort...before you go all out....
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HAHAHAHA Reminds me of Family Guy episode: The one with the prostate exam.

"Relax, I be a doctor!" Lol Good times

Btw, If the appendix was the control center for the erection, then he would'nt be able to masturbate in the first place, the problem is that he can't...cream, which has nothing to do with the erection!

You stupid wanna-be doctors and your...wanna-be hats, and...stuff!
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As a veteran doctor, I must recommend you seek out a replacement appendix.



yeah i heard they have'em in stock at wallmart for $1.99 ....
#17
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have you tried again? sure enough, you'll "cream".

i've shot a blank once too.


im pretty sure we have all shot a few blanks here and there..
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#19
when I mean cream I dont mean a blank shot I mean actually having a orgasm

Ya Know a happy thing, silce-o-parodise, cumshot fantisco, 2 pieces of dirty ham, ect.
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Siggable.


im on it!
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psh me too, twice in the same 15 minutes
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when I mean cream I dont mean a blank shot I mean actually having a orgasm

Ya Know a happy thing, silce-o-parodise, cumshot fantisco, 2 pieces of dirty ham, ect.


So you like to "cream"...dirty ham?
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#25
Well ifyou mean orgasm at all, that might be because you're not feeling real good. When I have the flu or something, I can't do it either.
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So you like to "cream"...dirty ham?

hahaha, i nearly s*** myself when I thought about that, thanks.
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#27
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Afraid its permanent.

You have used up all your 'cream', there is no more.
what about the cream inside oreos, the nabisco family favorite ? it used up too?

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what about the cream inside oreos, the nabisco family favorite ? it used up too?

oreos: milk's favorite cookie.

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#29
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when I mean cream I dont mean a blank shot I mean actually having a orgasm

Ya Know a happy thing, silce-o-parodise, cumshot fantisco, 2 pieces of dirty ham, ect.


ha ha ha! maybe you didnt have the right material
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#31
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Well yesterday I got an Appendectomy and got my appendix removed.

Right now I am taking 1 Vicodin every 4 hours for the pain.

This morning I noticed when I tried to masturbate, I couldn't....ya know.....cream...

Well I'm pretty sure no one in the pit is a doctor, but if anyone would guess, would this be due to the Vicodin or the Surgery?


It's the vicodin dude, also your body is still in a state of recovery so that wouldn't help either.
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Well yesterday I got an Appendectomy and got my appendix removed.

Right now I am taking 1 Vicodin every 4 hours for the pain.

This morning I noticed when I tried to masturbate, I couldn't....ya know.....cream...

Well I'm pretty sure no one in the pit is a doctor, but if anyone would guess, would this be due to the Vicodin or the Surgery?



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#33
lol all you IDIOTS! its the vicodin as it is in the opiate class off drugs, like morphine, codeine, heroin etc, and they generally have that side efect as well as constipation which is common
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HAHAHAHA Reminds me of Family Guy episode: The one with the prostate exam.

"Relax, I be a doctor!" Lol Good times

Btw, If the appendix was the control center for the erection, then he would'nt be able to masturbate in the first place, the problem is that he can't...cream, which has nothing to do with the erection!

You stupid wanna-be doctors and your...wanna-be hats, and...stuff!


Oh yeah, I love the FG bit.
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#36
Shun the homosex! SHUNNNNNNNNNNN!
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