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#1
So it's a normal day, my parents are in the living room watching friends, and my mom comes in my room to get my dishes. What do you know, I was currently wanking.

Well, it wasn't a normal catch though. I had already clicked out of the pr0nz and my shirt was pulled over my pants so it was covered, but my mom walked in RIGHT as I...creamed.

If I wasn't there yet it would've been fine. But I was creaming in my pants at the time, and my mom just walked in and took the dishes and walked out as if she didn't even notice....
But I mean, the motions in my pants we're VERY noticable, and I can hear her and my dad laughing as usual at friends as if nothing happened.

So pit, I ask you 2 things.

1) Did my mom really notice?

and 2) Can I go out there without any awkwardness, at least to the bathroom?

I'm sitting here with cream stains in my boxers and I need to go to the bathroom bad but I don't know if I should.


P.S. My parents aren't very "modern", If I got caught wanking, they'd yell as well, making it 10 times worse.
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

Last edited by shakin'cakes at May 30, 2008,
#5
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Go to the bathroom.


winnar.

who cares? 90% of people do it, 10% lie.
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#7
Your mum knows. She's going to tell your dad. Both will tell all their friends, everyone will laugh at you behind your back.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#9
owned

just go to the bathroom
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#10
ask your mum to help "clean up"
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#11
Go in tot he room with them and wipe it in the sofa, that'll teach them
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#12
There is no bathroom!

But you say if you got caught your parents would yell, so maybe your mum didn't notice?
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#13
Quote by dann_blood
Your mum knows. She's going to tell your dad. Both will tell all their friends, everyone will laugh at you behind your back.

#14
Go up to your mum and say: "Hey, mum, want a job? Clean these for me." Then proceed to undress in full view and shove them in the sink.

Just an idea I'm throwing out.
#15
ask your mum for a hand


(cleaning up)
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#17
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1) Did my mom really notice?
Yes, ask the Pit.
We were there and you weren't. We would obviously know whether your mom noticed.
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#18
Next time take the dishes out yourself.
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#19
they all know. they're not laughing at friends, but at you.

but you've just cum, so you win.
#21
If they are not yelling at you at the moment for doing such a sacreligious thing as masturbation, then she probably didn't notice or dosn't really care.
#22
Get changed and then go to the bathroom?
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#23
Ugh you guys I'm still in my room.
I gotta go BAD.
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#25
Stop being such a pussy-footed Christian and go wash the millions of possible children off your nob.
#26
Stick it in her mouth.

And this:
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lol you were thinking about your mum when you creamed
#27
Just sit here and talk to the pit until it dries up and becomes crusty...


It's the only safe way out
#29
fail!
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I pull out, I hear this noise. It sounded like a trumpet, kazoo, and a fart. It felt like one of those dryers used in restrooms, on my dick. It was the largest queef known to man. I proceeded to say "Someone needs a queef muffler"
#30
fail!!!

irony.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#31
i fixed it...im a lil slow today....
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I pull out, I hear this noise. It sounded like a trumpet, kazoo, and a fart. It felt like one of those dryers used in restrooms, on my dick. It was the largest queef known to man. I proceeded to say "Someone needs a queef muffler"
#32
oh man.. that sucks, i know it always happens to me.
mum definitely knew what i was doing, then i got a lecture about porn and computer viruses
#33
^haha
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I pull out, I hear this noise. It sounded like a trumpet, kazoo, and a fart. It felt like one of those dryers used in restrooms, on my dick. It was the largest queef known to man. I proceeded to say "Someone needs a queef muffler"
#34
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Just sit here and talk to the pit until it dries up and becomes crusty...


It's the only safe way out


This

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#37
epic fail

Basic wanking rules:
1) always lock your door
2) if you can't then do it in the bathroom
3) if you can't use the bathroom then don't wank
4) if you cannot not wank, then stick a sign on your door saying "Wanking in process: DO NOT ENTER"
#38
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Stop being such a pussy-footed Christian and go wash the millions of possible children off your nob.


Ahahahahahahaha!

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oh man.. that sucks, i know it always happens to me.
mum definitely knew what i was doing, then i got a lecture about porn and computer viruses


... Wow... Awwwwwkkwaaaaarrrrddd..
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#39
there is only one thing that would possibly merit this situation

Passion Before Fashion

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#40
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winnar.

who cares? 90% of people do it, 10% lie.


Indeed, there are two types of people in this world, wankers and liars.
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