#1
So I found out about a week ago that I was going to be in a walleye fishing tournament. A friend of my dad's had his partner back out just before they were going to sign up, and since I'm the only wannabe-angler he knows that wouldn't be drunk by noon, and I wanted to go in the first place, he recommended me. That's cool. I'm down with twelve hours of fishing and free food. But what I'm not cool with is getting up at three in the god damn morning.

So heres the problem. I'm pretty much an insomniac. How much sleep I get a night varies from none to very little, and when I fall asleep is pretty much up in the air.

I could go to bed and hope that I can catch some sleep before my alarm rings, but I'd still be tired as hell. Not to mention my caffeine addiction makes Monster seem like water to me.

I could drink a few beers before I go to bed to knock me out. But hangovers and fishing don't mix well.

Or I could go to sleep right now hopefully get enough sleep to just stay up till three.

Either way a shower at some point needs to factor into this, since not only will I be fishing, I'll also be trying to score with my partner's daughter (And not get killed by him in the process).


So uhh.. Any ideas how I can be rested and still get **** done?
Aboard an old pirate ship made of wet souls..

We plunder and pillage from north to south poles..

We only steal metal like guns, tanks, and toasters..

We melt it all down and we make rollercoasters.
Last edited by Rage` at May 30, 2008,
#3
When is it? If you've got the luxury of a couple of days stay up until the afternoon before you have to get up, sleep in the afternoon and hopefully wake up at 3am. Failing that just stay awake until after it
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#5
Dude, if you have to be up at 3AM there's no point sleeping in the first place. I'd probably still be awake anyway at that time.
#6
Nobody here is going to care for anything but the fact of doing it with his daughter.
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#7
You're pretty much screwed.
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#8
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So uhh.. Any ideas how I can be rested and skill get **** done?



Spell properly ?
#9
How do you plan to end up doing his daughter?
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#10
Crystal meth could also be an idea, keeps you awake and makes you want to **** things
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You're pretty much screwed.

And hopefully the daughter is too.
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#12
Sometime around 6 pm use Rest.
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#13
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Spell properly ?


I messed up. Sue me.

Also, it's tomorrow. So yeah. I am pretty much screwed. At least you all share my opinion that nailing his daughter matters way more than fishing xD
Aboard an old pirate ship made of wet souls..

We plunder and pillage from north to south poles..

We only steal metal like guns, tanks, and toasters..

We melt it all down and we make rollercoasters.
#14
Duh. Since when have fish meant more than getting fucking laid?
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Duh. Since when have fish meant more than getting fucking laid?


Exactly.
Aboard an old pirate ship made of wet souls..

We plunder and pillage from north to south poles..

We only steal metal like guns, tanks, and toasters..

We melt it all down and we make rollercoasters.
#17
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Duh. Since when have fish meant more than getting fucking laid?


It would to a person who has an unlimited supply of sex, but no fish
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#19
It's blond hair, blue eyes, and perky knockers. That's what it is.
Aboard an old pirate ship made of wet souls..

We plunder and pillage from north to south poles..

We only steal metal like guns, tanks, and toasters..

We melt it all down and we make rollercoasters.