#1

This thing has been standing outside my front door all day, and I'm scared. How do I get rid of if? It doesn't seem to be afraid of me.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#3
I lost the game >
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Ever stuck their finger in their ass, just to see what it was like? I did


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#5
Take the baby out of the pouch and run with it.
With luck the animal will chase you

And bang his head into a lampost.
*hopes no one notices lack-of-sig*

o noez !
we've been spotted.
ruuuuuuuun


my username was a mistake

get used to it.
#7
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Take the baby out of the pouch and run with it.
With luck the animal will chase you

And bang his head into a lampost.


#13
see that neck? it's practically begging to be knifed.
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#14
Give it a beer or two, see what happens.
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#21
Quote by rocka_boy
Take the baby out of the pouch and run with it.
With luck the animal will chase you

And bang his head into a lampost.



thats the funniest thing ive heard in the pit today congratulations rocka_boy
#22
I'm sorry for the lack of updates, guys. I was looking for my pokémon.

It was a shiny pidgey, but it must have evolved or something, I don't think it's supposed to look like that?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem