#5
Dammit
And i haven't even got laid yet !

Goddamn kids poppin' outta nowhere.
*hopes no one notices lack-of-sig*

o noez !
we've been spotted.
ruuuuuuuun


my username was a mistake

get used to it.
#6
so what's the best way to hide three bodies?
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#12
Today kids me and you're mother are going to explain the 'birds and the bees' to you with a demonstration
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#13
Incest; A Game Of Fun For All The Family!!

''You failed to get Daddy off, do not pass go.''
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#14
Better than real life then...
I love my keyboardist, he's hot.

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#16
Uh...wait, I'm supposed to have a husband..Sh*t.
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#17
Quote by stringmagician
OP stop going to 4chan.

i haven't been there in at least 3 months.
so, better luck next time?
#18
"Let's do a reverse position"
"YA WAI N0T???"
"Yeah, go do the dishes and I'll watch TV and wank."

These women... sould stay in the goddamn kitchen.
#20
um...k...kids go to school or something...wife...make me a sammich and come to bed :P
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#21
ugh.. my other wife isn't going to like this..
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#22
So in this thread I'm drunk, have children's blood on my shirt and a screaming woman downstairs?
What's different than real life?
#23
Quote by kikaykitko
Uh...wait, I'm supposed to have a husband..Sh*t.


looks like you're a lesbo that has adopted two kids...either that or you wife has teh p3n0r...which I doubt...because women don't have penises...I think...
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#24
they all just died
i guess i'll leave
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#27
Quote by HuckIt
looks like you're a lesbo that has adopted two kids...either that or you wife has teh p3n0r...which I doubt...because women don't have penises...I think...

i have one
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#28
My wife and I took advantage of IVF treatment, and she gave birth to little Eustacia Lolita and Darwin Bowie as I ate sandwiches and watched porn. Now we just fight and argue, often culminating in the children being starved for two days.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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#30
Quote by Dinkydaisy
My wife and I took advantage of IVF treatment, and she gave birth to little Eustacia Lolita and Darwin Bowie as I ate sandwiches and watched porn. Now we just fight and argue, often culminating in the children being starved for two days.


Psh, and who says same-sex couples cannot make good parents?