#1
smack dab into the stratosphere,
where i yelled into a massive boom mic
that L. Ron Hubbard built to talk to his "friends"
we never got to meet
Samuel L. Jackson was dressed in white,
trying to pan off his God powers on me
and some guy named Bruce.
i dropped eggs on his cranium,
and he got very stereotypically angry with me
he's not very expressive
when it comes to snakes
anyway,
i molted,
and wanted time travel.
tried Darko's way,
but mirror's aren't very forgiving
of knives and 6-foot bunny rabbits.
i devolved
into a metaphorical nutshell,
and watched my pituitary gland
implode.

when i awoke,
i picked myself up off the bathroom floor tile,
puked up the fragments of mushrooms i had injested 8 hours ago,
and moved the hell on with my life.


lol, i love this place. arbitrary discussion?
There's a road that leads to the end of all suffering. You should take it.


- Jericho Caine


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#2
c-ca-...can I PLEASE POST THE PEAR????!?!?!
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#3
Then you might be a giant homo if you look anything like this.

666 BRO
#6
screw it

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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#7
what?
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#8
i believe you have just had what is known as a 'lol wut' experience
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#9
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c-ca-...can I PLEASE POST THE PEAR????!?!?!

too late
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#10
lol. like i said, i love this place.
There's a road that leads to the end of all suffering. You should take it.


- Jericho Caine


secret, aaaaagent maaan.
secret, aaaaagent maaan.
#11
yeah, that's mushrooms for you
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#12
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Psh. I can can play fleshlight acoustically.

*masturbates*
#14
^^ ....well it's not the same
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#15
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Then you might be a giant homo if you look anything like this.




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#16
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the pears brother

ALL HAIL!
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You have an atrocious sense of humour!

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You win 100 hilarity points.

Spend them wisely.


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#17
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ahh... its just not the same..
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#19
sooo, this doesn't happen to everyone else, too?

lol.
There's a road that leads to the end of all suffering. You should take it.


- Jericho Caine


secret, aaaaagent maaan.
secret, aaaaagent maaan.
#21
wow, TS is a real "you know what," huh?

There's a road that leads to the end of all suffering. You should take it.


- Jericho Caine


secret, aaaaagent maaan.
secret, aaaaagent maaan.