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#1
Come on peeps, don't be sexist and limit the threads to just guys and gals.

This here thread is for anyone who's got the best of both worlds.
#5
I need to know...Can hermaphrodites screw themselfs and have monged, badly-retarded children with themselfs as both mother AND father???
I.MUST.KNOW!!
#8
pics or it didnt happen!
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#9
You got me =[
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#10
Quote by Moggan13
I need to know...Can hermaphrodites screw themselfs and have monged, badly-retarded children with themselfs as both mother AND father???
I.MUST.KNOW!!

no.
hermaphrodites are sterile.
#11



had to be done


wait...how do worms like.........pro create then?
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#13
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#14
Im here
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#16
The mods cannot lock this either otherwise people may get angry and march upon the gates of UG and demand reform! Grrrrrr!
#17
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had to be done


wait...how do worms like.........pro create then?

asexually

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#18
oooooooh okies i honnestly thought worms were Hermaphrodites
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#21
my cat is acualy a herm. also has 6 paws. i **** you not. and if you want a pic, ill take one just got to charge it up.
#23
Quote by XCount Me InX
oooooooh okies i honnestly thought worms were Hermaphrodites


i believe they are as well but flatworms split and other worms bud and other worms break at random spots and generate other body requirements

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#26
Quote by Moggan13
I need to know...Can hermaphrodites screw themselfs and have monged, badly-retarded children with themselfs as both mother AND father???
I.MUST.KNOW!!

no. if it is a boy with a vagina and a penisthe person lets out seamen(sp?) but cant get pregs. if it is a girl with a penis and vagina it can get pregs but wont let out seaman(sp?)

dont ask me why i know so much about hermaphradites.*looks around nervously* *whistles*
#27
Quote by avenged_Freak
no. if it is a boy with a vagina and a penisthe person lets out seamen(sp?) but cant get pregs. if it is a girl with a penis and vagina it can get pregs but wont let out seaman(sp?)

dont ask me why i know so much about hermaphradites.*looks around nervously* *whistles*


(Pulls up chair)

Do explain. In Detail.
#28
Quote by avenged_Freak
no. if it is a boy with a vagina and a penisthe person lets out semenbut cant get pregs. if it is a girl with a penis and vagina it can get pregs but wont let out semen

dont ask me why i know so much about hermaphradites.*looks around nervously* *whistles*

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#29
did you guys hear about the guy who got pregnant
becuase he was actually born a girl

or somehting i dunno its all so complicated
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#30
Quote by GuitarFreak1387
my cat is acualy a herm. also has 6 paws. i **** you not. and if you want a pic, ill take one just got to charge it up.


Yes, pics or it didn't happen.


Quote by avenged_Freak
no. if it is a boy with a vagina and a penisthe person lets out seamen(sp?) but cant get pregs. if it is a girl with a penis and vagina it can get pregs but wont let out seaman(sp?)

dont ask me why i know so much about hermaphradites.*looks around nervously* *whistles*



A true seaman let's his semen out thru his peg leg.
#31
Quote by avenged_Freak
no. if it is a boy with a vagina and a penisthe person lets out seamen(sp?) but cant get pregs. if it is a girl with a penis and vagina it can get pregs but wont let out seaman(sp?)

dont ask me why i know so much about hermaphradites.*looks around nervously* *whistles*

Pics or it never happened.
#32
sorry the pics arnt that great. but you can kinda tell from the pics that it has the ****ed up paws i was talkin about.

sorry i dont have a way of proveing that its a herm. it only has the female parts internaly. but i did take it to the vet and they did x rays and **** and said it was so yeah.





#34
Quote by XCount Me InX
ewwwwww damn thats so weird


whats even more weird is that the 2nd paws on each front leg are dead paw or whatever they call it. they dont do anything they are just there..........

what can i say........i have a unique pet
#35
cant it have an operation to remove them?

i guess if its not really a problem then they can leave it

thats really quite cool though actually haha
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#36
Quote by XCount Me InX
cant it have an operation to remove them?

i guess if its not really a problem then they can leave it

thats really quite cool though actually haha



ther isnt a reason for them to do that. its not harming the cat at all so yeah.

yeah i think its awsome also. how often do you see someone with a pet like that lol
#39
Quote by XCount Me InX



had to be done


wait...how do worms like.........pro create then?



they 69 and break in half. its pretty cool.


anyway, i went into a sex shop in key west and asked if they had any sex toys for hermaphrodites.

it was kind of awkward.

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#40
Quote by GuitarFreak1387
ummm how bout not. you sick bestifiliac lol

like im going to jerk off to them?
im just curious.


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>.>


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*whistles*
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