#1
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2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#8
This is a definite article site, bitch!
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#9
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God, fucking nouns. Adjectives forever!


No way dude. VERBS kill adjectives
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Regret is a waste of time, coulda, woulda shoulda. Don't bother with it, and so what if you didn't nail her. Hump one of her friends and you'll feel much better.
#10
Quote by FireandFlames
Verbs > Nouns


We need a verbs thread.
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#11
Verb is a noun.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
#15
Oh God!, I smell an epic thread coming!
FYI Verbs own!!
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#16
chuck norris is not only a noun, pronoun, indefinite article, definite artice, adjective, etc. it is also a verb

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lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
#18
Quote by Taker43153
Verb is a noun.


SCREW YOU!

Verbs are so much better than anything you could throw out there

A.) Verbs do crap. When's the last time someone was afraid of someone nouning them to death?

B.) Nouns are for pussies. If it wasn't for the sake of clarity I wouldn't even use nouns in my sentences. They have Noun Pride Parades

C.) The fallacies against nouns being awesome are as follows... I: In order for a noun to be awesome it would need "to be." **** that. II.) Nouns have pronouns to do their dirty work. Why can't nouns fight like a man?
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#19
Quote by mohawkkidJohn
chuck norris is not only a noun, pronoun, indefinite article, definite artice, adjective, etc. it is also a verb

It's also a type of pasta sauce in kentucky
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#21
Quote by Taker43153
Verb is a noun.

Haha burn he's right, take that you stupid verbs.