It started to load, i looked at the title bar, saw the words "Smoking with my ass"
and immediately closed it.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

Wow some of you people are really stuck up, that was funny you're just too embarrassed to admit it.