#7
It started to load, i looked at the title bar, saw the words "Smoking with my ass"
and immediately closed it.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#11
Wow some of you people are really stuck up, that was funny you're just too embarrassed to admit it.