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#1
*SPOILERS*.............................................

anyways, i thought a lot of it felt like a genuine Indiana Jones movie. the ending was awful in my opinion. if the alien talked at any time in the film, i would have gotten up and left.


they also used the hat bit at least 50 times. discuss.
#3
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Way to Sci-Fi for my liking.

The soviets kick ass though

yeah they did. the action scenes were great. the rain forest car scene was just nuts.
#5
it was a good film, not really much to my tastes.
if they make another with Shia LaFAIL as a starring role they need to burn steven spielberg at the stake.
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#6
I think the Nazi's are more intemidating then the KGB. I didn't like it too much
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#7
I didn't like it as much as the old ones, but I really liked it.

Really sci-fi, but if you can get past that then the action scenes, acting, and directing were top-notch.
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I think the Nazi's are more intimidating(spellcheck lol) then the KGB. I didn't like it too much
order:

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The Last Crusade
The kingdom of the crystal skull
the temple of doom

i agree with this list.
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if they make another with Shia LaFAIL as a starring role they need to burn steven spielberg at the stake.

shut up. even stevens was my childhood.
#9
i thought it was absurd to the point that me and my mates almost got kicked out of the movie theater for laughing
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#11
It was a good movie up to the last 10 minutes when Lucas killed his own franchise with retarded looking aliens/pointless space ship

The most prominent faults:

1. Indiana DOES NOT RIDE BITCH! If he's on a motorcycle, he's driving
2. You cannot kill Sean Connery, unless he is stabbed through the heart. I highly doubt anyone achieved this. He is only pretending to be dead
3. An alien space craft from another dimension flies over you, and dissappeares in a flash of light. You don't just go back to normal convorsation and get married shortly after. You go crazy and blow your brains out
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

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that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#12
Russian chick = hot

Indi Jones Jr pulling a George in the Jungle vine swing = epic fail

3 water fall drops = disney ride?

aliens = Starwars (nice one Lucas...)

Harrison Form = old guy
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#13
I thought it was quite good. The ending was a bit cheesy, but it was a solid movie. The car chase jungle scene was the greatest part ever.

And in response to Indy junior, this is what we had to say in the theater.
"And from that point forth, the entire plot changed. He became king of the apes."
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#14
it was the only movie that i would ever tell you was stupid, plotless, and cheesey, and i loved it. there was something about it that grabbed me, and it's not nostalgia, because i haven't seen the others yet, i need to, but i haven't gotten around to it.

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#15
Heh, at the end with the Russian chick she's like "I am ready" and I had a massive boner and then she explodes and I is like Oh Noes!
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#16
I thought it was a great movie except for the aliens bit, that really was a bit off.
I can already tell the plot of the next movie though (because you know they're gonna make another one, or two, or three...)
First, Indiana Jones will die in the first ten minutes, probably from cancer (surviving that nuclear explosion could do that, he's at least 60 years old) then his son will take his place as the archaeologist that saves civilizations and such for the next few movies. Then they'll start the whole thing over again.
#17
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I thought it was a great movie except for the aliens bit, that really was a bit off.
I can already tell the plot of the next movie though (because you know they're gonna make another one, or two, or three...)
First, Indiana Jones will die in the first ten minutes, probably from cancer (surviving that nuclear explosion could do that, he's at least 60 years old) then his son will take his place as the archaeologist that saves civilizations and such for the next few movies. Then they'll start the whole thing over again.

He'll obviously die of AIDs.
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#18
It reeked of "hey do you remember in the old Indiana Jones when..."
and also it was too unbelievable. The old ones were much more believable, but giant ants that carry people? Psychic Aliens? A punk kid sword-fighting a soviet agent on the back of a jeep driving through the Amazon? Come on George...This movie was NOT good.
#19
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It reeked of "hey do you remember in the old Indiana Jones when..."
and also it was too unbelievable. The old ones were much more believable, but giant ants that carry people? Psychic Aliens? A punk kid sword-fighting a soviet agent on the back of a jeep driving through the Amazon? Come on George...This movie was NOT good.

Do your research, the ants seriously do that. They DO build bridges with themselves, they DO leave a wake of destruction wherever they go, and they DO cause dinosaurs to jack off uncontrollably until they die. That's how they became extinct.
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#20
If there are ever new Indiana Jones movies and Shia Labeouf is the new Indiana Jones cause he's his ****en son, i'm gunna blow someones head off
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#21
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Do your research, the ants seriously do that. They DO build bridges with themselves, they DO leave a wake of destruction wherever they go, and they DO cause dinosaurs to jack off uncontrollably until they die. That's how they became extinct.


If you're serious, I have done my research.
My dad is an entimologist.

Dinoponera Gigantea is the biggest ant species in the world.
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#22
Um yeah, haven't seen it but I read the plot on wiki. Even though it is cheesy as hell, this type of sequel has to occur you know, because now we know that Indy will forever live out his days married to a hot bitch with a stupid sh*t of a kid and he gets to kick drunken college kids out of archaeological school. Thank god we can rest in peace.
#23
Just came back from seeing it. It was good. It was a general solid movie and there was an excess of cheese as many have mentioned. But it was always entertaining, which is what these types of movies are meant to do. There's no deep meaning or abstract art within, it's just a meat n potatoes for of entertainment. And that it does.

Oh, and in two and a half hours, i'll be seeing Iron Maiden.

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#24
I enjoyed it but the ending was just absolutely ridiculous
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#25
It was one big pile of complete and utter ****ing meh in my opinion

And this is coming from someone who likes almost every movie they see
#26
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#27
I liked it, though the whole alien deal was kinda stupid.

Main complaint= Russian chick died before Indy got to plow her.
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#28
Thought it was horribly cheesy(knowledge is the treasure) and overall a pretty bad film

I do like how they got you thinking there was going to be a sequel with shia le buff as indy but then harrison picks up the hat. And thank god because it would have killed me inside to see shia le buff as indiana jones.
#29
I enjoyed the movie, but I agree, the whole aliens-from-another-dimension part at the end was too sci-fi.
#30
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#31
It was pretty good, except for the alien thing. That just seemed dumb.
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#32
i think the dude who got pwnd by the ants would have to be the most painful/awesome movie death EVER!

whos with me?

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#33
Hey, Shia LaBeouf was okay. Just because he started out as a cheesy child actor on Even Stevens doesn't mean he's automatically bad.

After all, John Mayer started out cheesy, and now he's a pretty kick-ass blues player.
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#35
That movie made me laugh. It was good though.
It was just so cliché.

that oz or ox guy, you know the crazy old guy, reminded me of Gandalf from lord of the rings.
and the whole movie seemed like they took awesome parts of other movies and stuck it in.
like a compilation of spielburg's greatest works.
#36
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i think the dude who got pwnd by the ants would have to be the most painful/awesome movie death EVER!

whos with me?



LMAO! Yeah! I think you're talking about the guy who screamed like a little girl.
that made me laugh so much in the theatre.. The people around me looked at me funny. =P
#37
i just thought it was just a ton of fun. not as good as the old ones but still entertaining. xcept the last 5 minutes probably was one of the worst movie endings i've ever seen.
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#38
I'm seeing it tomorrow. I don't think I approve of the aliens...even though I've yet to see them, but in the 50s there was a large UFO craze, so it fits with the uh..."historical" aspect of Indiana Jones.

I think I'll like it.
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#39
It was pretty good. Ending was a bit too Halo-ish for my liking but other than that it was very good. I'd rate it on the same level as Temple of Doom but it's nowhere near as good as the other two.
#40
it was a good movie, but not a very good indiana jones. easily the worst of the four, coming in right after Temple Of Doom.
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