#2
Okay, stop!
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
#5
THIS POST IS POST ONE MILLION

I win
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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CSUSM
#6
Quote by sneyob
THIS POST IS POST ONE MILLION

I win


Oh my god!
No wait, that's post five..
Signatures are overrated.
#7
im in, lets do it.

could be fun, who knows?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
should I report this?

hmmmmm........

stupid idea nonetheless...
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#9
Hmm.......interesting............
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Thanks to UG, I converted from Metalcore to some "real" Metal.
#10
...did i win?
Well, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die,

I'm a little bit scared of what comes after

Do I get the gold chariot?

Do I float through the ceiling?
#11
Quote by malashea_GTRST
...did i win?


Only if I won two times over.
Signatures are overrated.
#14
one, two, skip a few
forty four skip some more
ninety nine, a million.

I r winnar.
Everyone becomes a genius when they join UG
#15
nope, I'm the winnar.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#16
i'm coming back in 999,000 more posts.
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I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#17
Quote by theking182
nope, I'm the winnar.

So are you saying that u r winnar? Because I thought that I r winnar....

I r confused.
Everyone becomes a genius when they join UG
#20
Does this mean you have to post 1 million times to win

OR

The 1 millionth poster win
I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
-Jimi Hendrix
#21
Quote by Godzillolz
So are you saying that u r winnar? Because I thought that I r winnar....

I r confused.

well u c, when I post'd, i no see ur post, so i uh-soomed i r winnar. but u can b winnar i gess...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#22
good grief! somebody kill this thing before these guys all get themselves banned for spam.


*reported*


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Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#23
*reported*

I wouldn't be surprised if a mod or a number of mods, built up 1 million posts then say "I win" like Dread did with the "Last one to post wins" thread.
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#25
This post count...will not reach over 9,000!!!!!

That means I can still wear this lovely energy detector of mine.
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

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Boss ME-50
Silvertone Paul Stanley Apocalypse (modded)
Squier Affinity Strat (modded)
Italia Modulo 2
Fender Front 15G
#27
I meant 1 million posts in the thread, as in replies.
Signatures are overrated.
#30
Should've made it 1000. A million is just... too much. And this will most likely fail/be closed very soon.
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