#1
has anyone ever had a time where something happened that was really ironic, il give and example: my sister(whos one of those people who dress scary and gothy but have totally different personalities) came outside when me and my friends were playing with her lightsaber and we kinda dented it. so she came out and muttered somthing and i said "what was that" and she said she just put a curse on me, i said "oooooh scary". the ironic thing is that the next day she broke her foot on a stair when she went to put another curse on me for pretty much braking her lightsaber. and though i felt sorry for her i thought it was pretty funny
#3
Since I cannot comprehend a goth girl having a lightsaber, I come to the conclusion that by lightsaber, you mean penis.
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#4
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Since I cannot comprehend a goth girl having a lightsaber, I come to the conclusion that by lightsaber, you mean penis.

thats pretty good
#5
Thats not really ironic its just hilarious
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#6
Irony would be if the next day the earth opened at her feet, Satan skewered her anus on his pitch fork and dragged her screaming into hell.
#7
one time I was getting married, and it totally rained on my wedding day.
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#8
Quote by freedoms_stain
Irony would be if the next day the earth opened at her feet, Satan skewered her anus on his pitch fork and dragged her screaming into hell.

That's also not ironic, but also funny as hell.
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#10
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#11
One time I turned to the dark side to save my gf buuut I kinda killed her
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#13
one of the most ironic things was when i used the search bar jk jk I just always wanted to post something annoying like that.
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