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Long story short, both my classical guitar and my bass are covered in vomit, what should I use to clean them?
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How did that happen in the first place ?


someone puked on them
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#6
errrrrrrrrrrr a damp cloth???
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#7
pics or it didn't happen
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#10
^ +1
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Martin D-28
#11
Banana peel


You'd be surprised.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#12
Quote by cheeseman3001
pics or it didn't happen

Gimme a few minutes. I tried cleaning it off but there's still quite a bit left on, it's all crusty. It also went all over my tv and my wall, covering my GTA IV poster.
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#13
Just hose them down. I mean, they are already covered in vomit. Might as well just use the hose. Or take a shower with them.
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#14
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Gimme a few minutes. I tried cleaning it off but there's still quite a bit left on, it's all crusty. It also went all over my tv and my wall, covering my GTA IV poster.


Jesus! Was this like major projectile vomiting or something? That sounds, well, incredible.
#15
I woke up this morning and spewed in my mouth, I tried to get up to run to the bathroom but spewed all over my room. I then passed out on the bathroom floor and my mum woke me up later saying "I changed your sheets, go back to bed."
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Jesus! Was this like major projectile vomiting or something? That sounds, well, incredible.


EPIC PUKE!
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#17
still waiting for pics
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I do think it is a rather suspect sound of metal dildos and horses.
#18
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Gimme a few minutes. I tried cleaning it off but there's still quite a bit left on, it's all crusty. It also went all over my tv and my wall, covering my GTA IV poster.

i've got a feeling this is gonna be sweet
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still waiting for pics

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT IT.
My pc is slow, and I've only just finished taking pictures, I have yet to upload them so don't give me your crap about 3 minutes after I said I would.
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Watergun.

why not with the laserblast from an X-wing? even stronger cleaning action that way.
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ofcourse i laughed xD

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#23
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WHY DON'T YOU SHUT IT.
My pc is slow, and I've only just finished taking pictures, I have yet to upload them so don't give me your crap about 3 minutes after I said I would.

LOL @ you.
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I do think it is a rather suspect sound of metal dildos and horses.
#24
Quote by cobain_is_king
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT IT.
My pc is slow, and I've only just finished taking pictures, I have yet to upload them so don't give me your crap about 3 minutes after I said I would.


Hurray. We get to see vomit on UG.

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why not with the laserblast from an X-wing? even stronger cleaning action that way.


A guitar's body cannot repel stupidity at that magnitude.
#26
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Hurray. We get to see vomit on UG.



I know! It must be a good day...

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Hydro pump is better.


Oh lord...
#27
Now remember I said its dried up so the camera on my phone doesn't capture it all too well. Pics are uploading right now.
Edit: Hydro Pump
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#28
Out on a major drinking session last night?

This has happened to me before got in from a night out feeling ok. As soon as I hit my bed and lie down I feel as if I'm going to be sick. Don't manage to sit up and start to projectile vomit sideways from my bed, and my bass happens to be in that exact spot. Luckily it was my old Squier not my Elite-5, I might have mudered someone had I thrown up all over that, lol.

Try disinfectant wipes, they worked a treat on my bass, and they get rid of the horrible smell too! It's two wins in one!
#29
KSDKDKSKS pics now!
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#30






As you can see, there's still a chunk of meat on the bridge of my bass
I've decided I'm not going to clean it, it gives it character.
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#31
Eww..
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#34
Quote by cobain_is_king

I've decided I'm not going to clean it, it gives it character.



how....rock and roll of you.
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I do think it is a rather suspect sound of metal dildos and horses.
#37
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Blastoise! I choose you!

Venusaur pwns Blastoise anyday.


ANYWAY. that's sick...

#38
Ah, not quite as Linda Blair as I was expecting, but still pretty damn gross. Yeah, don't clean it off dude. Instead try to think of some badass stories to tell if someone asks what that is.
#39
I expect this from the pit
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#40
Quote by metaldud536
F*cking gross dude. Chunk of meat on your bass?

How else are you supposed to get that meaty bass sound?
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