#2
old, but funny.
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

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#4
old but rly funny
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#6
Wow, funny as hell.
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#8
Quote by freedoms_stain
Is it wrong that the phrase "All you can rape buffet" made me cough up water in laughter?




Not wrong at all, unless we're both messed up. That is highly probable though...
#9
Quote by freedoms_stain
Is it wrong that the phrase "All you can rape buffet" made me cough up water in laughter?

When all else fails, ask the pit.
#10
they all do it the same, they all do it the same way.


love the bodyspray on the big black dildo part
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On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

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#14
...and a black dildo.
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#16
Bro, you want to get together, play some gamecube, listen to Dave Matthews, and drink Natty Ice?
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#17
Quote by freedoms_stain
Is it wrong that the phrase "All you can rape buffet" made me cough up water in laughter?



Hope not.
#18
Man, I showed this video to a bunch of people at my school (who are bros) and when I accused them of being bros some months later, they denied it, saying that "bros don't exist, it's only on that stupid video online". Needless to say, they can't comprehend that they've become the lowest form of life, next to heroin junkies. Hmm, yes.

If you guys haven't, please watch "Brohemian Rhapsody" on CollegeHumor's site. It's epic.

(These videos rock.)
#20
Derrick > Life.

I suggest Blowjob Girl, Daughters and Girls are not to be Trusted.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#22
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hell yeaha if u guys get some time check out there self defense video very funny

+1

"Now I have my gun and have gained wrist control... see? I have total control of him. Another mugging prevented!"