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Pit, I need your help. I have a reputation as the sort of person who would definitely end with a bang, usually epically hilarious. At the end of every school year, I always have some little joke to send it off. But this year I have to end it with an apocalyptic explosion, because I'm moving to Japan over the summer and they're never gonna see me again. School ends next Wednesday and I have absolutely NO CLUE what to do. I don't want to get in too much trouble because I'm already pushing it with the staff, but it still needs to be reaaalllyyyy epic. So, naturally, I took it to the Pit. How should I end my last school year in America?
#2
steal every clock in the school. hide them all!

i dunno, my sister had that idea when she left school


and lol at TS sig
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#3
mustard gas
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#4
become an hero


but actually live!
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Once I was pissing in my friend when a few had I'd and my sink wtf goes in and walked.
#5
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I don't want to get in too much trouble...but it still needs to be reaaalllyyyy epic.


Not possible.
#6
what have u already done, then we'll start from there
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To me, Jonas Brothers sound identical to Dragonforce. So I'm not sure what you've just proved.
#9
set up in your cafeteria and jam
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#11
Rape.

every freaking one of them.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#12
Quote by Dr. Sizzle
Pit, I need your help. I have a reputation as the sort of person who would definitely end with a bang, usually epically hilarious. At the end of every school year, I always have some little joke to send it off. But this year I have to end it with an apocalyptic explosion, because I'm moving to Japan over the summer and they're never gonna see me again. School ends next Wednesday and I have absolutely NO CLUE what to do. I don't want to get in too much trouble because I'm already pushing it with the staff, but it still needs to be reaaalllyyyy epic. So, naturally, I took it to the Pit. How should I end my last school year in America?


bring a gun? Fire?
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#13
Get some tubes, Duct tape them to various parts of your body (on your skin of course), At the end of the day put fireworks in each one and light! Now thats going out with a bang! (and a few burns and firework-into-head accidents)


#14
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set up in your cafeteria and jam



+1
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i'd go gay for hendrix 128 he's fricken hillarious.



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To me, Jonas Brothers sound identical to Dragonforce. So I'm not sure what you've just proved.
#15
stab the principal with a box cutter


but don't forget to say say "just kidding" afterwards
#17
well im no master of the epic.


but how about sneaking in at 12-1 am indeed and stealing all the clocks hide them and put them in condoms whilst you unhinge every door in the school and poo on every seat in the cafeteria?
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On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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#20
Spray paint genitalia all over the school. And sign your masterpieces.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#21
smear yourself in dog **** and give everyone who crosses your path a great big hug.

spread the love.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#22
Set up the principal in a "Saw-like" situation whereby he has to devour his own excrement in order to survive.
"Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet, and I am you and what I see is me."
#23
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well im no master of the epic.


but how about sneaking in at 12-1 am indeed and stealing all the clocks hide them and put them in condoms whilst you unhinge every door in the school and poo on every seat in the cafeteria?



hahahaha teh combination RULES!
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Please daddy, just for one hour.
#27
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Is this gonna end up as another mass shooting in an american school?

Shootings aren't epic. Unless you use a belt-fed machine gun.
#29
Piss in a bottle of half used aftershave and give it as a goodbye gift to the least popular teacher... then stab him.... twice...
Then find a jew then stab him... with a pork leg!
#30
Quote by Kivarenn82
smear yourself in dog **** and give everyone who crosses your path a great big hug.

spread the love.

Hmmmmmmm...I'll think about that...
#31
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rick roll the whole school?


No, montgomery the whole school.
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#33
1.) Small glass shards in the salt shakers.
2.) Blood in the ketchup dispensers.
3.) Unleash a skunk in the bathrooms.
4.) Take a dump on the principals desk.
#34
Wear a white mask, a KFC bucket on your head, and run naked through the school.

Automatic win.
Barry White is cooler than you
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#36
Put a mattress in the pool. It will soak up all the water and weigh too much to get out. They would have to cut it up, which would be hard to do for a soggy mattress, or use a crane.
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#38
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Put a mattress in the pool. It will soak up all the water and weigh too much to get out. They would have to cut it up, which would be hard to do for a soggy mattress, or use a crane.


Old.
#39
Quote by QuebecMetal
Wear a white mask, a KFC bucket on your head, and run naked through the school.

Automatic win.

bah immitating a guitarist is as epic as the bush administration...


it looks ok, but damn is it crap or what?
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I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

About the LHC

#40
hmmm... how big is your wang?

because nudity is always funny.
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Once I was pissing in the kitchen sink when I'd had a few and my friend walked in and goes wtf.

Once I was pissing in my friend when a few had I'd and my sink wtf goes in and walked.
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