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A thread for men, where we can talk about our problems. Here you can ask questions wich fellow UG men will help solve, questions involving things that only men can have and only men can solve. Ofcourse women are welcome but they won't understand a thing of the things that we talk about. And UG don't be afraid to ask, your questions will be either taken serious or made fun of ..... it is the pit, you never know.

( I searched and there wasn't anything, don't mind my spelling ( I'm dutch ), if there's anything I have forgotten please tell. ) )

Best regards,
Kami-sama.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#3
Who else loves teh boobz?
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#5
Quote by Just Andrew
Who else loves teh boobz?


I loves teh boobz
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Nice bum >.> <.<
#6
Quote by Mazzakazza
Hey guys. I don't know who else to turn to, so...I gotta know. Is it natural for my penis to be SO ****ING HUGE?



4 inches inst huge Mazzakazza
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#7
Quote by Mazzakazza
Hey guys. I don't know who else to turn to, so...I gotta know. Is it natural for my penis to be SO ****ING HUGE?



you mean like 4 inches? yeah.
#9
I totally hate it when my I fall asleep on my couch watching oprah and my hair gets all like blah and then I cant do anything to it and just...ugh...girls wont look at me at all, oh my gosh, i think i'll jsut stay in my pajamas and eat ice cream all day.
#10
Lets talk about shoes! , do you know how long its been since i brought my last pait of boots?
About 4 maby 5 months :| !!! but i have no money to buy a new pair, the college wont pay up
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Quote by dartmaster
Lets talk about shoes! , do you know how long its been since i brought my last pait of boots?
About 4 maby 5 months :| !!! but i have no money to buy a new pair, the college wont pay up


I only have 2 pairs. One pair is falling apart.
#14
Quote by Nielsyboy
How feminine and gay can a man act, and still be considered a MAN.


if you have boobs....... you've crossed the line.
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#15
Yay for pissing standing up!! Those hoes don't know what they be missiing.
Talk to Erowid

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Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



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#17
Quote by Deadmen
so I like to put my penis into girls : o


yup.



you and I have so much in common .
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#18
Quote by Kami-sama
if you have boobs....... you've crossed the line.



Hmmmm but what about doing things that aren't really manly ... but still have the biggest sex drive towards woman and ALL (yes ALL) of their body parts
#19
Quote by time_for_food
I bought a 10-in-1 body grooming kit today.
I'm still straight, right?


Afraid so
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
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Steak. Breasts. Sports. /Thread.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
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The only problem men should have is finding suitable lumberjack shirts to fit our IMMENSE MUSCLES.

That and finding time inbetween nailing chicks, drinking beer, eating jerky, fighting and spitting to work on our Clint Eastwood squints.
Funny words.
#22
Quote by metaldud536
I only have 2 pairs. One pair is falling apart.

only 2?

I couldn't handle that
#23
Quote by stratele
I loves teh boobz

We ALLL loves teh boobz.
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


PROUD EVERTONIAN
#24
Quote by Nielsyboy
Hmmmm but what about doing things that aren't really manly ... but still have the biggest sex drive towards woman and ALL (yes ALL) of their body parts


explain... if you'd be so kind.
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#25
Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man
The only problem men should have is finding suitable lumberjack shirts to fit our IMMENSE MUSCLES.

That and finding time inbetween nailing chicks, drinking beer, eating jerky, fighting and spitting to work on our Clint Eastwood squints.



Amen!
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Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man
The only problem men should have is finding suitable lumberjack shirts to fit our IMMENSE MUSCLES.

That and finding time inbetween nailing chicks, drinking beer, eating jerky, fighting and spitting to work on our Clint Eastwood squints.


then why aren't we talking about that ??
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#30
Quote by metaldud536
LOL @ you relying on financial aid for shoes.


That's how I built my pc.....


Maby week could make a shoe-aid charity?
#32
Quote by andyd93
We ALLL loves teh boobz.

Nice ass > b00bz.
Talk to Erowid

Quote by dead-fish

Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



Member #9 of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM apocalypse13 or altronataku to join.
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Quote by Kami-sama
explain... if you'd be so kind.



Apperently people think I'm gay cause I just act and do whatever the **** I want.

I know I'm not gay cause ... uhm well how do I put this ......

...


...


I loves teh bewbs
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i hate to break away from the apparent piss taking of this thread but i have an actual question haha. im sure im not the only hairy one on here. whats the best [and least painful] way to remove body hair? ie, chest.
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Quote by thundrstruk891
i hate to break away from the apparent piss taking of this thread but i have an actual question haha. im sure im not the only hairy one on here. whats the best [and least painful] way to remove body hair? ie, chest.


why would you want to remove your hair .... you know alot of people would club a baby seal to get some more body hair! ..... im NOT saying its me ...... Im NOT ..
#37
Quote by happytimeharry
Good evening gents. Care to gather round, drink of this lovely scotch, and discuss memories past?


Very well good sir, CHEERS.
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#38
Quote by Kami-sama
then why aren't we talking about that ??



Because you're not real men!

You need to feel like King Fucking Kong at all times.


And add the word "Fucking" in the middle of names at all times.
Funny words.
#40
Quote by Chips-
Shave?
Shave good.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
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