#4


She must have had ninja ancestors or something.
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Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


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A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
#5
Wow lmfao, wouldn't he like come home one day and be like why does the washroom reek like ****?
#7
lol thats hilarious. I wonder what that guy must think now cuz he probably watched porn with the volume all the way up and she was there. lmao
#11
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How? By not using the searchbar.
You didn't mention Pokemon.

WTF?
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#13
Did he not notice missing food/toilet paper/increase in water bill?


....or did she eat her excrement and never shower? Oh good God!!!!
#16
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If I mention it at the wrong time, it will get old.
Every time is the time for Pokemon!
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#18
That's like the guy who had his daughter locked up in the basement and was banging her for like 15 years and his wife "never knew". She had a kid and everything down there.
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#19
Quote by Garou1911
That's like the guy who had his daughter locked up in the basement and was banging her for like 15 years and his wife "never knew". She had a kid and everything down there.


Yeah, Josef Fritzl I think he was called.
Total psycho.
24 years actually
#20
I got it beat...
I read somewhere about this girl that got mad at her boyfriend or something and sat on his toilet, refusing to move, for TWO YEARS...
when she finally decided to leave she couldn't cause her ass had grown onto the seat and she had to have it surgically removed
Originally Posted by NAME GOES HERE
Dude, with a name like Cannibal Corpse, what were you expecting? Ponies and rainbows?

#21
Quote by lpguitarplayer3
I got it beat...
I read somewhere about this girl that got mad at her boyfriend or something and sat on his toilet, refusing to move, for TWO YEARS...
when she finally decided to leave she couldn't cause her ass had grown onto the seat and she had to have it surgically removed



makes me want to tape a sword or something to my arm to see if it grows onto me. then i could be like that dude from mortal combat. barraka?
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#22
Quote by Ghost_bass
makes me want to tape a sword or something to my arm to see if it grows onto me. then i could be like that dude from mortal combat. barraka?



**** that, I would lie on top of a shark til it fused to my neck. Then I would have two heads. One of them being a man eating tiger shark!
#25
Quote by SeveralSpecies
**** that, I would lie on top of a shark til it fused to my neck. Then I would have two heads. One of them being a man eating tiger shark!

Can it have frickin' laser beams on it's head?
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#26
Quote by Garou1911
Can it have frickin' laser beams on it's head?



No, it will have a charged particle cannon mounted inside its mouth.
#27
Quote by SeveralSpecies
No, it will have a charged particle cannon mounted inside its mouth.

Bitchin'
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#28
^ i agree lol
Originally Posted by NAME GOES HERE
Dude, with a name like Cannibal Corpse, what were you expecting? Ponies and rainbows?

#29
The closet is part of a Japanese-style room, one of several rooms in his one-story house where the man lived alone — or so he had thought.


she did it for the lulz
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#30
This would make a brilliant Romantic Comedy...

*writes down*
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Do you folks like folk?
#31
Quote by BringMeTheCalm
This would make a brilliant Romantic Comedy...

*writes down*


LOL
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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