#1
Im bored so lets do this, i start it with a sentence, and everyone adds a sentence on to the story, sound fun? ok good


heres what we got so far

i went to walmart to buy some mountain dew.
and the mountain dew was poisoned, im dead.
But then Mewtwo resurrects me.
I catch Mewtwo with muh Masterball and run back into Walmart to complain about the 'Dew.
There's no one behind the counter, so I decide to go behing the counter
The greeter that works there tries to stop me but turns to dust as he takes about 4-5 steps towards me.
And only to find the clerk tied and gagged.
And suddenly, bananas, thousands of them.
One purple Walrus sits confused.
The walrus then stole my Mewtwo.
He faps, I faps, you faps...
Me and the walrus have an ultimate fap-off showdown!
And we all fap onto a giant pizza.
and then we ate the pizza.
then pooped out the pizza and fapping excrement.
The pizza comes to life, and somehow obtains a pokemon.
He challenges us and chooses Snorlax.
Me and the walrus have no choice but to join forces and defeat the pizza and his Snorlax.
and we are still fapping...
So we are fapping and battling at the same time, and meanwhile professor oak is being a bitch by saying "now is not the time for that *insert player name here*"
But then the pizza's ultimate weakness approaches...PARMESAN CHEESE!
and we fap all over magnum1117 and his keyboard, and he runs away!
then his ally Breadstick walks in and karate chops Pizza....taking from him TWO hp points...
then we flee and f*ck a hooker
Then suddenly a Mooseknuckled challenger appears.
but she has syphilis and you have no condoms so now the story can only go on for 10 more posts.
Prof Oak remembers he has an Antidote for syphilis and throws it at the hooker!
But little did the sifilis know, is that the romantic reaction of him sweept it off, and so the romantic relationship with the prostitute began, while they enhanced their personalities with delightful treats and lustful encarnments...
The prostitute rips her wig off!
Lo and behold, she is actually a man!


im just gonna keep editing this post
Last edited by Caseyizzle at May 31, 2008,
#5
Quote by metaldud536
But then Mewtwo resurrects me.

I catch Mewtwo with muh Masterball and run back into Walmart to complain about the 'Dew.
#6
Quote by F8iscruel
and this has been done before


hey **** you man im just trying to have some fun bitch go suck a dick
#7
Quote by F8iscruel
and this has been done before

but we don't care so go on...i started fapping..
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#8
There's no one behind the counter, so I decide to go behind the counter
Quote by ElMaco
My last pay check was £0 working 0 hours. I can't believe how easy it was
#9
The greeter that works there tries to stop me but turns to dust as he takes about 4-5 steps towards me.
#10
And then falls she down a hole
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#12
heres what we got so far

i went to walmart to buy some mountain dew.
and the mountain dew was poisoned, im dead.
But then Mewtwo resurrects me.
I catch Mewtwo with muh Masterball and run back into Walmart to complain about the 'Dew.
There's no one behind the counter, so I decide to go behing the counter
The greeter that works there tries to stop me but turns to dust as he takes about 4-5 steps towards me.
And only to find the clerk tied and gagged.
#14
One purple Walrus sits confused.
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#15
Quote by Caseyizzle
hey **** you man im just trying to have some fun bitch go suck a dick



Anyways...

The walrus then stole my Mewtwo.
The.
#17
Quote by Hot_Money420
He faps, I faps, you faps...

Me and the walrus have an ultimate fap-off showdown!
#21
The pizza comes to life, and somehow obtains a pokemon.
He challenges us and chooses Snorlax.
Me and the walrus have no choice but to join forces and defeat the pizza and his Snorlax.
#22
and we are still fapping...
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#24
But then the pizza's ultimate weakness approaches...

PARMESAN CHEESE!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#25
Quote by magnum1117
and we are still fapping...

and we fap all over magnum1117 and his keyboard, and he runs away!

Doesnt have to be a part of the story
#30
Prof Oak remembers he has an Antidote for syphilis and throws it at the hooker!
#33
Quote by gonzaw
But little did the sifilis know, is that the romantic reaction of him sweept it off, and so the romantic relationship with the prostitute began, while they enhanced their personalities with delightful treats and lustful encarnments...



#34
Not only is she a man, but she has a massive erection going on and is looking forward to some rape.
#35
Quote by Zardokk
Not only is she a man, but she has a massive erection going on and is looking forward to some rape.


I run away.
#37
which was pertruding a meter ,i swear to god!
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit