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#1
my girlfriends parents found condoms in her trash, because her dog got into the garbage. now her dad won't talk to her, and i'm pretty much just waiting for him to show up at my house with a shotgun
we're both 18 by the way, so not too young, her parents want her on the pill, but its just going to be so awkward next time i see them. Any way to avoid it being so awkward?

edit: yes, they were used, thats why they were in the garbage.. to make it worse, there were 4 of them. I kept telling her to get rid of the garbage... it was only 2 times, in the span of about a week, last week
Last edited by stewart2012 at Jun 1, 2008,
#2
Show up naked.
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#3
Wow, sorry to hear that. Just act like nothing happened.
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#4
well, you could just say, "yea, i ****ed her" and let that be that
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#5
Wait, her parents don't expect you to be having sex at age 18?
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#6
Say you have never seen those condoms before in your life?
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#7
there is no solution...ur screwed...hav fun

it going to be awkward watever u do
#8
Just act like she didn't tell you
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#9
Be shocked and look like it was someone else
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#10
New condoms or used condoms? This story makes a difference on the state of the condoms.
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#11
Wtf. You're 18? Are you American?

They should be happy that you're actually using contraception.
#13
uhm...you guys are 18
her dad needs to get over it

but to avoid akwardness....eh...just make sure her dog doesnt go through the trash again
#14
Well, if the whole thing comes up next time you see them, just be honest. Her parents shouldn't be mad anyways, she's 18. She can **** whoever she wants.
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New condoms or used condoms? This story makes a difference on the state of the condoms.

they were used
#17
Like people have said, you're both 18. Daddy can't control his little girl anymore. Keep going at it.
#18
if you are both 18, i dont see why they should really care.


i guess it depends how strict they are though. my girlfriend's mom caught us in the shower together once, and she didnt care all that much. she was mad, yeah, but she got over it pretty quickly. it was definitely awkward being around her though. at least for about a month or so.
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Wtf. You're 18? Are you American?

They should be happy that you're actually using contraception.


canadian, yeah i know, i'm pretty sure they assumed we were doing it before, since they had talked to her before about birth control
#22
Quote by stewart2012
they were used



So you were literally screwed too. That's good.
Don't leave your condoms in the trash next time.
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#24
just tell the day
"hey atleast were being safe"
then duck and run as he gets his shotgun ready
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#26
SERIOUS REPLY!!!
eh m8, seriously it doesn matter. my girlfriends parents found out we had been sleeping together and nothing changed, and her dad was in the Navy for 20years and i thought he was gonna kick my arse, but he didn
just dont worry bout it honest. he if asks bout it just tell him the truth but only say it was recent u 2 sleeping together cos if its been quite a while then it might get tougher.
and at least u were wearing protection just say that to
Last edited by 01gunsnroses at Jun 1, 2008,
#27
blame theur uptight nature. they're american, they know the blame culture well.
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#29
flush yor rubber next time just to avoid it but its always going to be awkward you just nailed daddys little girl
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#30
condoms are better than birth control...christ tell him does he want his daughter to get herpes and AIDS
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SERIOUS REPLY!!!
eh m8, seriously it doesn matter. my girlfriends found out we had been sleeping together and nothing changed, and her dad was in the Navy for 20years and i thought he was gonna kick my arse, but he didn
just dont worry bout it honest. he if asks bout it just tell him the truth but only say it was recent u 2 sleeping together cos if its been quite a while then it might get tougher.
and at least u were wearing protection just say that to


Thanks mate, hopefully my situation turns out the same. Not very recent, about 5 months.. but yeah, her parents don't need to know that
#32
Rape everyone involved: the girlfriend, the mom, the dad, and throw in the dog for good measure.
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#33
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condoms are better than birth control...christ tell him does he want his daughter to get herpes and AIDS

Thereby implying that you have herpes and aids.
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SERIOUS REPLY!!!
eh m8, seriously it doesn matter. my girlfriends found out we had been sleeping together and nothing changed, and her dad was in the Navy for 20years and i thought he was gonna kick my arse, but he didn
just dont worry bout it honest. he if asks bout it just tell him the truth but only say it was recent u 2 sleeping together cos if its been quite a while then it might get tougher.
and at least u were wearing protection just say that to



I dont get it, were you sleeping with your girlfriend and she never knew? Do you have MULTIPLE girlfriends that didnt know you were sleeping with them?
#37
call her a hussy, break up with her and make friends with her parents.
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#38
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I dont get it, were you sleeping with your girlfriend and she never knew? Do you have MULTIPLE girlfriends that didnt know you were sleeping with them?


i think he meant "girlfriend's" as in his girlfriend's parents
#39
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Rub your dick all over their house?

Lol.

Next time you see him, look him straight in the eyes and say: "I have licked your daughters nipples."


Seriously though, he can't really do much if you are both 18. If it is awkward and he does mention it just talk to him. What's the worst that could happen?

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#40
I say you hit your gf for being stupid, then convince the dad it was her fault. You'll be totally in the clear...

But you'll never have a girl touch your ding-dong again.
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