#1
Yes because I need something to do.

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You find yourself sitting inside your room for at least the twentieth time this week wasting your Saturday afternoon playing pokemon. You have no life at all. 15 years old, and no life.

Somehow, though, even though pokemon should be boring the heck out of you, it doesn't. Maybe you're still a third grader on the inside, maybe you need to break out of your shell and admit to the world that you're a pokemon addict.

Or maybe you need to quit cold turkey, its your choice, but can you really keep going on like this?

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a) Rip that cartridge up!
b) Go tell your parents of your addiction
c) Run out your front door and scream to the heavens, "I HAVE NO LIFE AND I MAN A POKEMON NERD"
d) keep playing, its just too damn fun
e) Go find a friend
f) Cry
g) Take a nap
#2
What's with the question mark in the thread title? I was gonna answer 'no'.

But, G!... Exciting
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#6
D mother****er, pokemon, i played that **** back in 2nd and 3rd grade, i had charzard and that water snappingturtle thing, it was awesome
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#7
D wins

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Screw it, it was way too addicting. Besides, you had just beaten the sixth gym leader and were traveling through a cave to try and catch some more.

Ten steps into the cave and you know what happens next, the battle screen appears! Oh noes! A level 32 Sandslash! Was this an opportunity you were about to pass up?

Your first pokemon appears the fight, a level 37 Blastoise. His water moves are super effective against the poor ground-type pokemon.

All of sudden, the door bell rings. What'll it be?

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a) Put down the ****ing game and answer the door!
b) Kill that bastard, no one tries to mess with you!
c) Use a Great Ball(3 left)
d) Use an Ultra Ball(only two left)
e) Use your master ball(1 of them)
f) Run away
g) Throw your gameboy into the wall and start singing to pokerap
h) Use a potion for no reason what so ever
#9
****ing A!
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#12
B, G, A in that order (actually, just A)

and guitarhero, I like the new avatar
#13
B then A
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Interesting. It turns out that there are people on the forum who play an upright bass. I'll make a note of that.

*makes note*

*puts note on wall*

*stares at note for a minute*

*sits back down and resumes doing what I was doing*
#17
A wins

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You reluctantly pull yourself away from the game and wander over to the door to answer. Your stupid family wasn't home so you had to answer the door all by yourself, life sucks doesn't it?

Well it did, until you see who was standing at the door. 15 year old Carly Kensler, perhaps the hottest chick in your grade. You could feel a boner in your pants start to form already.

"Hey, wanna buy some girl scout cookies?"

What do you say?

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a) "No." *slam door*
b) "Hey...hey...hey...its FAT ALBERT!"
c) "Lol ur rly rly rly rly hawt, mmmm"
d) "Yes." *order some cookaiz!
e) "Can I eat you out?"
f) "If you were a cookie I'd order you."
g) "No, but do you wanna play some pokemon with me?"
h) "I has a b0ner lol"
i) *jump on her and try to rip her shirt off*
j) *lean in for a kiss*
k) *Keep on staring*
l) Cry?
#19
D, but where is the hit on her option (i mean hit on her in a normal way)?
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Interesting. It turns out that there are people on the forum who play an upright bass. I'll make a note of that.

*makes note*

*puts note on wall*

*stares at note for a minute*

*sits back down and resumes doing what I was doing*
#22
F, we have too!
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#23


F. It makes no sense, but it's brilliant for that reason.
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#24
F wins

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"If you were a cookie I'd order you." You respond quickly.

"...que?"

"You know what I mean....baby."

Slam! The door closes right in front of you and you hear her running off in the distance. Oh well, its not like THAT hasn't happened before.

Its too bad you didn't get any cookies though, some of that **** could be pretty good. Maybe you need a new image. Instead of being a pokemon master you should become a guitar god.

And you needed to lose some weight, that might increase your chances a lot.

What'll it be?

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a) Go back to your game and kill that ****ing sandslash!
b) Go back to game; use great ball
c) Go back to game; use ultra ball
d) Cry
e) Go back to game; flee
f) Go take a dumb
g) Go door to door begging for a guitar
h) Go door to door begging for money
i) Go for a jog
j) Lunch time!
k) Laugh for the lulz
l) Go find a friend
m) Go destroy the pokemon game before your addiction starts again
n) Do some push-ups?
o) Practice your kamehameha!
#26
L definately
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#29
I.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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