#1
so in french today this girl called my friend a 'scumbag' and as a come back he called her a 'cumbag'
was this a good come back?
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#5
No, a better comeback would have been to rape and kill her.
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#8
If I wanted a comeback I would scrape it off your mom's teeth.
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#9
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The proper response would have been "Your mom is a scumbag."


Then perhaps "Your face is a scumbag"


...your face beats anything
#10
No.
It would have been better if you said a Yo Mamma joke.
Like this one

Yo mamma's so fat that car alarms get activated when she walks.
Better yet.

You shoulda said it in french like this
"Yo la glande mammaire afin de matières grasses que le wagon alarmes activés quand elle marche."

Mug it up and say it to her when she says something to you next time.
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#11
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No, a better comeback would have been to rape and kill her.


that but in the opposite order
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#12
you were in french on a sunday?!
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#15
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You fight like a dairy farmer.


*awaits correct response*

Uh...


Moo?
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Man that's badass.


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#16
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You fight like a dairy farmer.


*awaits correct response*


How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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#17
I would just of gone "Oooo coming from you?"


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#19
idk...call em a
twat waffle
thunder ****
**** muscle
*insert other insult from urbandictionary.com*
#20
try "penis breath" i learned it from E.T.
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#23
Meh for me its like I could say
'Suck my dick' and they say...
'I would If I could find it...' I then spend the rest of the day thinking of a comeback for that comeback, but yet I fail. Thats your que to help me out
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#24
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
You fight like a dairy farmer.


*awaits correct response*


And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Ha!
Oh wait, it is the wrong one

Hmmm...

No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.!!
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
#27
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you were in french on a sunday?!


That's what I'm wondering..
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we were never meant to hold on.
#28
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eh tell em ya'll give em a map to find it...

Ha thats pretty good.. Cheers
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#30
If a fat person insults you, shout..

HOLY CRAP A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!!!!
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Nice bum >.> <.<
#32
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If a fat person insults you, shout..

HOLY CRAP A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!!!!


then throw toy pokeballs at them for added effect
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#34
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then throw toy pokeballs at them for added effect


NO!!!

You have to use a poke' flute to wake it up first
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Nice bum >.> <.<
#35
George is retarded. Make sure you tell him that, Alex.
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#37
The best comeback I've ever heard was when my friend got in this argument with this chick. The girl was missing a toe because it got cut off and she said " get a life" in which my friend replied " grow a toe".