#1
Anyone got any Yo mamma jokes ?

And try to make some up.

This is one of my favourites.

Yo mamma's so fat, her dildo's a space shuttle
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#2
you are clever.
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#4
You mum's so fail, she's this thread.


Wait, what...?
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#6
your moms so fat that when god said 'let there be light' he asked her to move
....that her tampon is a king size mattress
your mom is like a hardware store 100 screws for 50p

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#8
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your moms so fat that when god said 'let there be light' he asked her to move
....that her tampon is a king size mattress
your mom is like a hardware store 100 screws for 50p

lol, I liking these.
#9
Your grandma's daughter (you're welcome filthandfury) is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.

he he he
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#10
Yo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin.
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#12
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Your grandma's daughter (you're welcome filthandfury) is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.

he he he


half my freinds wouldnt get that

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#13
Yo momma's like a bowling ball... picked up, fingered, and thrown into the gutter
Yo momma's like a bus... 50p per ride.
Yo momma's so smelly she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on the scales and it said 'One at a time'

I could go on...
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#14
Your mamma's so fat that...

when she coughs it registers 4.7 on the ritcher scale

she lives in a doublewide

she takes her bath in Lake Huron

she buys her clothes at a sporting goods where they sell tents

she checks her weight on the truck scale


all off the top of my head.
#15
Quote by PanHead
Your mamma's so fat that...

when she coughs it registers 4.7 on the ritcher scale

she lives in a doublewide

she takes her bath in Lake Huron

she buys her clothes at a sporting goods where they sell tents

she checks her weight on the truck scale


all off the top of my head.

That explains it....
#16
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks by in front of the tv screen, I miss out on three films.
Yo momma is so fat, she's got two other mommas orbiting here.
Yo momma works as fat at McDonalds'.
Yo momma works on a trawler. She provides the smell.
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#17
yo momma got more rolls than Greggs
yo momma so fat they run marathon round her
yo momma so stupid so tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
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#22
yo momma's so unorthodox when she goes to the DMV she waits in line like everyone else
#24
Your mothers so fat you can see her on Google Earth
Your is so fat she has to use a paintroller to put her lipstick on
Your mom is so fat when she uses the toilet she breaks the toilet seat
Your mom is so dumb she walked into an automatic door

My fave..
Your mom is so poor she has to use a Smarties Tube as a tampon.
#25
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You're momma's so fat, she passed on familial hypercholestrolaemia and a higher risk of cancer and atherolsclerosis to ALL her kids.

HAHAHAHA!


Yo momma so fat her heart is put under considerable strain when she even attempts to exercise, resulting in heightened levels of hypertension and increased risk of a heart attack; however without exercising she will only put on more weight, exacerbating the problem.
#26
Yo momma's so fat, not even Bill Gates can pay for her liposuction.
Yo momma's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo momma's so fat, you can use her underwear as a bungee cord.
#27
Your grandmother's daughter is so fat she is at a very high chance of having a heart attack and/or many other medical problems.
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#28
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Your mom is so dumb she walked into an automatic door

My friend did that at college.

It was awesome.
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


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#29
Yo mommas so stupid she called the operator and asked how long it takes to drive from New York to Los Angeles. The operator said "just a minute" so yo momma said "thank you" and hung up.

sounds better out loud.
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#30
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My friend did that at college.

It was awesome.


We've all ran into glassdoors in our lives. I did it once, bounced right off and landed on my ass with a sore nose. Priceless.
#32
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yo momma got more rolls than Greggs
yo momma so fat they run marathon round her
yo momma so stupid so tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

I don't usually find these funny... but
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