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#1
I just got handed a tenner by my mum. It went like this.

*mum hands me money"
me:What's this for?
Mum:It was in your jacket
me:what jacket?
Mum:Your black one
Me:
Me:Awesome

Anyone else got tales of finding money,or other useful stuff that you forgot about?

Tim

EDIT: inb4 metaldud's "I found a master ball at the back of my drawer"
EDIT2:There,the title has been changed,for you grammar nazis out there.
Last edited by _Tim_ at Jun 1, 2008,
#4
no my mum keeps the money
stupid bitch!
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#6
I found 10p on the floor at work on Friday, first time in ages I've had money for nothing
#8
i always find pound coins in those weird shopping trolleys and i have found £7 in change on the floow
#9
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Got Given? Is that grammatically correct?


Should be "So I was just given" or "So I have just received"......

And I found £5 note lying inside a bass drum in lessons......
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#11
well when i was little, i used to purposely hide money, forget where it was, find it months later and be really happy that i'd found money
Last edited by Mask_of_Terror at Jun 1, 2008,
#12
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Got Given? Is that grammatically correct?

I doubt it
#14
I found £175 worth of wages under my bed a couple of days ago. Dated from 9 months ago.
i kid you not.
#15
I once found £21 in an envelope at a park and my friend was near me and I said he could have the £1 and he said no I want more and his mum was like 'He helped you find it!' even though he was at the other end of the park, so he got half of the £20 which I was really cheesed off by and then he said that I said I would give him the £1 and I said 'but you already half my money' and he nicked the £1. Theiving bastard.

EDIT: i was 9 at the time
Last edited by 100%guitarmad at Jun 1, 2008,
#17
Quote by Mask_of_Terror
well when i was little, i used to purposely hide money, forget where it was, find it months later and me really happy that i'd found money


I used to do that behind my video games that I no longer played. Then when it came to trading them in, I got an extra £10
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#18
I was walking by a teacher's aid at school that was a huge bitch to me in 4th grade and there was 10 bucks by her shoe and I grabbed it. It was awesome.
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#19
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no my mum keeps the money
stupid bitch!


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#20
go to credit union (like a bank)

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*new book is written up and given to me*
Teller: you you like to make a withdrawal?
me: depends how much is in there (i could swear there was only like €15 max)
Teller: €95 sir
me: oh cool can i have 20 then!

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#21
yeah i found about 4 euro on the floor in a theatre in a theme park when i was on holiday last week haha , it got me a nice waffle and a coffee?? god thats a funnny story i ordered

Gofre which = waffle in spanish , but i think she thought i said coffee , and i dont have much of a varied spanish vocab so i couldnt really explain i didnt want it , so imagine is 80 degrees out and im sat in the middle of a themepark with a coffee haha
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#23
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yeah i found about 4 euro on the floor in a theatre in a theme park when i was on holiday last week haha , it got me a nice waffle and a coffee?? god thats a funnny story i ordered

Gofre which = waffle in spanish , but i think she thought i said coffee , and i dont have much of a varied spanish vocab so i couldnt really explain i didnt want it , so imagine is 80 degrees out and im sat in the middle of a themepark with a coffee haha

how does gofre sound like café?
#24
me and my mate found £120 in town

I made a thread about it here! On UG!

Twas epic for a while

Then failed
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#25
I found £30 on the floor in Wembley Arena, after seeing My Chemical Romance. I paid £20 for my ticket. That was pretty awesome.
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#26
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I found £30 on the floor in Wembley Arena, after seeing My Chemical Romance. I paid £20 for my ticket. That was pretty awesome.

Yeah that sounds about the right price to go and see them. -£10
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#28
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Yeah that sounds about the right price to go and see them. -£10


I went and saw them a second time. So now they still have some of my money. But I don't care, I like 'em...
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I found 10p on the floor at work on Friday, first time in ages I've had money for nothing


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#33
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Did you get your chicks for free?


I was waiting for that reference

I can't actually remember the last time I found (or was in possession of) any money. The last instance I can remember was in 4th grade when I found $50 in the schoolyard, and got it taken away by a teacher when she saw me bragging about it to all my friends. I was so mad, $50 is an insane amount of money for a 10 year old.
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#34
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eh i found like 3 dollars under my bed yesterday.. while i was shearching my pick


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#35
i moved a counter at work and found a 20 quid note underneath. i liked my job for the rest of the day
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#36
there was a 20 pound note on the high street before. everyone was looking at it, deciding whether to pick up

no-one was making a move, so i casually picked it up, put it in my pocket and strolled off

#37
Quote by _Tim_
I just got handed a tenner by my mum. It went like this.

*mum hands me money"
me:What's this for?
Mum:It was in your jacket
me:what jacket?
Mum:Your black one
Me:
Me:Awesome

Anyone else got tales of finding money,or other useful stuff that you forgot about?

Tim

EDIT: inb4 metaldud's "I found a master ball at the back of my drawer"
EDIT2:There,the title has been changed,for you grammar nazis out there.


Dude, your mum was paying you £10 so you could perform sexual favours for her...

Be wary dude.. Be wary
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#39
Quote by blue_strat
I found a £5 note on the bottom of a swimming pool once.


i like the effort that went into getting that

i once found a fiver in the que for nemesis inferno at thorpe park
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