Poll: How does UG pee?
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View poll results: How does UG pee?
Over the Fence
42 66%
Through the Gate
21 33%
Voters: 64.
#1
A friend and I were having our usual random conversation and the subject of how we pee came up (nb- it was for the sake of interesting conversation more than anything). We debated which technique was better, over the fence or through the gate. I googled it, and it turns out that we are not alone in our differences. Anyways, I thought it would be interesting to ask UGers-

In the interest of science, when you take a leak, do you go over the fence or through the gate?

EDIT:
Over the Fence- undo belt
Through the Gate- through the fly
Last edited by Jesur16 at Jun 1, 2008,
#5
I don't get it. Is this like, the holding technique?
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#6
I don't understand. What do the two mean?
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#8
Quote by Guitarfreak777
I believe he means, you use the zipper or just go over your pants.


In this case, I pick "Over the Fence."
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#9
Depends on what pants I'm wearing.
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#10
haha this is stupid
Quote by RetroGunslinger
this is like comparing a flushing toilet to a hole in the ground
#14
In that case, over the fence. The fly isn't big enough on girl-pants.
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#18
My piss melts the fence down.
But this leaves me with a problem.

Whenever I try to go over it, I hit the ceeling....

But Going through feels...wierd....

so which am i?
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#20
you have to go over the fence. the other way is just awkward.
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#21
Over the fence for sure!
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#22
How do you go "over the fence" if you're wearing jeans or cargo pants/shorts?!

I unzip than go over fence for the boxers, I'm not about to start threading my dick through that little slit they give you, no sir.
#24
I wear my retro-lunatic-asylum-inmate trousers the wrong way round. Hence, I pee through the bomb hatch.

Taking a crap is made into a fine art by this setup.
#26
Quote by CorvetteRick
Has anybody ever successfully attempted the fabled "under the bridge" technique?


I can do it in my soccer shorts if that counts. Then again i just raise the perverbail bridge to the level the the person trying to pass under it. Does that count?
#27
I thought everybody went through the gate...
You guys actually put your trousers down to your ankles at the urinal / public park / boss' office ?