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#1
ok...so me and my friend matt have been argueing for three years over and toppic and i figured the pit could help me.....ok if you were locked in a wal-mart for a night....what would be better to use to see in the dark.....a flashlight or inject cat dna into your eyes?
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I would highly discourage injecting anything into your eyes.



well see i say flashlight but he's certain cat dna would be better
#8
I think you would probably go blind if your tried to litteralu inject cat dna in your eye lol

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#10
does the cat DNA let me have sex as kinky as they'res?
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#12
Two things to consider:

One: Injecting **** into your eyes hurts like hell.

Two: Where the **** would you find cat DNA?
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#13
Yeah well inserting cat dna into your eyes wouldnt rly do anything since the dna needs to be inside a cell to be able to do anything and yeah it just wont work okay it'll conflict with your own dna and your body will most definitly reject it.
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#14
Cat DNA wouldn't do anything to your eye, unless you managed to inject cat nuceloi into every cell in your eye and remove the original ones...
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Wal Mart is open 24 hours, therefore the lights would always be on...


This
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Why are you staying up all night? Go. to. fu;cking. sleep.
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Two things to consider:

One: Injecting **** into your eyes hurts like hell.

Two: Where the **** would you find cat DNA?

from a cat, 08er.
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Cat DNA wouldn't do anything to your eye, unless you managed to inject cat nuceloi into every cell in your eye and remove the original ones...


Somone knows his 9th grade biology! Very good my friend!
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from a cat, 08er.


Why the hell would a cat be inside of a Walmart?
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Let me inject it for you.
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#30
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isnt walmart closed on Christmas??

Yes, But all of the stray cats you would get DNA from would be dead from lack of food by then so Flashlight is the clear winner.
#31
well im glad most of you guys agree with me....i too think flashlight would be better....and also....i forgot wal-marts open 24-7 O_o sooo yea...
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Wal Mart is open 24 hours, therefore the lights would always be on...

your 3 year long argument has been made void due to this clever guy. hats off to you, sir.
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
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Somone knows his 9th grade biology! Very good my friend!

I even extrapolated nuceloli, but managed to misspell it (just noticed), from nucleolus, which I'd imagine isn't taught in 9th grade, but I wouldn't know.
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#35
The cat DNA would be destroyed by the T Cells in your blood. The needle would blind you.
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I read this as flEshlight vs/ cat dna


I thought this was gonna be much more interesting...
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I read this as flEshlight vs/ cat dna


I thought this was gonna be much more interesting...

i would pick the fleshlight. you dont need light to fap. especially with that damn thing.
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I suggest YOU inject cat DNA into your eyes. I personally would not be at Walmart because I live in the UK.

sorry to break it to you,but ASDA is owned by walmart

Yeah,just use the torch.
It's less hassle,for a start.
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